Jan 31, 2008 at 03:46 pm by Evil Beet

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George Clooney was named a United Nations Messenger of Peace today.

Does that make his stupid girlfriend the First Hooker of the United Nations?

8 Responses to “Ooh La La, Look Who’s So Important”

  1. Sue says:

    Holy shit. What?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow. How did the girlfriend in that discussion?

  3. Anonymous says:

    *fit in

  4. jackass says:

    Shouldn’t qualified professionals be doing these jobs instead of movie actors? This is getting out of hand!

  5. Eden says:

    EB!!!!!!!!!!!!! you make me laugh, first hooker for the united nations ha ha ha ha ha he he *coughting * ha ha ha

  6. cuddlesmcgee says:

    Haha! I bet he was floored and dying to escape when this project came to fruitation and he was voted in as Head Hauncho Leader of PEACE. Let’s see big bad George put in some actual work and get some stunning good results from years and years of only whiney criticising.. and finger pointing..

  7. Pinkey says:

    George Clooney is the MAN. He’s fighting the good fight in Dafur. Great observation, Evil Beet. First Hooker! Does she get some sort of prize, like an STD or something? She better leave my guy alone.

  8. Madeleine T says:

    Does this mean that Humanitarian George Clooney will win the academy award now? Anyone who hooks up with the UN seems to win some kind of an award. What’s wrong with his girlfriend, she seems nice and she sure is pretty, we can do without her sort hanging around George. She’s just keeping the seat warm for me.

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