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How the Fuck Did Brian Austin Green Land Megan Fox????

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How David Silver is banging, like, the hottest chick in Hollywood is a total mystery to me.

And how he’s complaining about it is an even bigger mystery.

He began comparing Megan to the girl that he had been going out with before her who he’d broken up with for Fox, saying that Fox is behaving just like her. Apparently, the 21-year-old Transformer star is extremely set in her ways. The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a “white board,” upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart. Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text. Throughout their turbulent relationship, Fox would threaten to get her lawyer involved in their disputes, while Green expressed his shock to his friend as he has never had a personal attorney in his “entire” life. He complained animatedly about how “unfair” their relationship was.

He must have landed her before she was all famous and shit.

Now it’s time for her to date Tony Romo.

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  • Doesn’t he have a kid with Vanessa Marcil, also of 90210 fame? They were engaged at one point, I believe. Those crazy kids from West Beverly!

  • Roma, I totally agree. LOOK at that picture. He’s totally fuckable. (Holy Shit, I think I’ve been reading that Tucker Max book for too long.)

  • Ok is nobody here totally flabbergasted by the “white board” thing? Forget the covert erasing on Fox’s part, the red flag here should have been the “white board.”

  • He’s absolutely hot. And he and Vanessa Marcil didn’t have kids. I don’t get it, did these two break up or something? They look like siblings. This whole story sounds like something made up. What guy in his right mind would emasculate himself like this in the media … besides Tom Cruise? Oops, I did say “right mind”…

  • Okay-I totally agree w/ La-Dee-Dah here-the whole white board thing …if you have to have a freakin white board to schedule time together, that is not your biggest problem! They both sound a little weird to be in a relationship like that.

    Roma & Joni-B.A.G. is sooooooooooo totally still fuckable, David Silver was a geek, but a hot geek! :)

    So~the question is how did Megan Fox land HIM?!

  • Is it me or is David’s eyes looking a lil eyelined emo-esk… he sort of looks like Jared Leto for a split second, I have to admit he looks good OLDER!!!

  • Brian Austin Green must be magical. He’s like a latter day Scott Baio. Remember when Scott Baio dated the likes of Alyssa Milano and countless other hotties? Well, back in the 90210 days, BAG also used to bag Tiffani Amber Thiessen–as desirable a starlet as existed in that era.

  • her hotness factor is seriously decreased by the clubbed thumbs. sorry, but nothing turns off hotness quicker in my book than those stubby mushroom-like thumbs, i don’t care how toned her abs are….

  • Vanessa Marcil and Brian Austin Green do indeed have a son named Kassius. They were engaged before he was with Megan Fox, so I wonder if she’s the one who got dumped.

  • I don’t think Megan Fox will marry Brian Austin Green and I think she should brake up with him.Besides, he looks like Kevin Federlines dad.

  • Does any one know if the writers are still on strike becuase I heard they were gonna make TRANSFORMERS 2.

  • fools Megan Fox will not marry Brian Austin Green because next film transformers 2 will be released in 2009

  • Hey Eden, JoJo is right. It’s not about complete perfection. It’s a fact that those jacked up thumbs are disgusting. Makes one look trollish!

  • You are criticizing her for her clubbed thumbs: It’s just a genetic trait that is shared by many people. If it bothers you this much, you’re the one with the problem.

  • B.A.G. is gross. He hasn’t aged well at all. And one of his eyes is higher than the other. He hit the wall going 100 mph.

  • lmao @ all the people saying her club thumb is gross etc, she would think the same about your faces :)

  • you know, in that photo, he is actually the hot one. if you really look at her, at least in this photo, she (has acne?) looks kinda gross…there are much, much hotter chicks in hollywood.