There are many women I have the “hots” for. It’s just that Eva Longoria isn’t one of them. Yet every marketing effort that surrounds her seems to be on how “sexy” she is.
Take for instance this new movie she’s pimping in this photo, Over Her Dead Body.
Now, in fairness, I haven’t seen it. But I have heard from industry folk that it’s just wretched. And they wouldn’t dare lie to me because I hold grudges forever.
My point (yes, I have one) is this: Let’s just market Eva as the quasi-hot mom. There are worse things to be, right?