So, kids, something very, very strange is about to happen around here. Something that has never, ever happened in the entire history of this site:
I’m taking a vacation tomorrow. Not an I-go-to-somewhere-other-than-LA-and-blog-from-there vacation, but an I-don’t-blog-at-all vacation.
I know, you guys.
I’m scared, too.
But I haven’t taken any manner of vacation in nearly two years, and I think it’s important I do this. For my mental health. Seriously. Writing about Paris Hilton every goddamn day of your life for two years takes its toll on a person. My therapist feels this break is crucial. You think I’m joking …
But you won’t be left alone!! If you were a reader in the early days of this site, you might remember Mr. Spiteful Lars, who used to blog for us regularly until he became way too important to do that. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I fired his ass. No, I’m still kidding.
Anyway.
Lars will be around to keep you guys posted. He’s a very funny man and has pretty consistently managed to come to my rescue each and every time I need him to, so try to play nice with him, okay?
I will be back next week, at which point you’ll all probably be attached to Lars and leave all sorts of comments like “WHERE THE FUCK IS LARS??? YOU SUCK BEET!!!” which will undo any de-stressing I may have accomplished during my vacation. So thanks in advance.
But anyway.
I love you guys dearly and will miss you.
xoxo,
Beet
First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good luck on your vaction bring back pictures
Miss you beet! Have fun!
Enjoy your break! You should take time just for yourself. Until then.
Wow, I remember Lars! I must be an oldie!! I didn’t realize I had been reading this blog that long….
Have a kick ass vacation…and don’t you worry about us….we’ll be good.
Oh shit Beet, I feel the fuckin shakes coming on already. Don’t go!. And the beet goes on. Toodles!!
You GO and HAVE FUN, girl!!
everyone needs a vacation….
Enjoy! The crazy will still be here when you get back, I’m sure.
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t go. don’t you know that therapists don’t know anything? just ask tom cruise!
Enjoy yourself, don’t think about anything you don’t have to, and try not to look at the internet!
Paris and Britney will go into withdrawal. You owe it to them to stay!
Have fun, EB!
take care beet.. looking forward to your return!
xx
Have a great vacation! You will be missed!!!
Shiiiiiiiiiiit-totally not good news for us!
BUT you definitely do deserve it, you can only be a hilarious genius SO many days out of the year. ;)
Have lots of fun & bring back lots of crazy stories to tell~We’ll be here eagerly waiting. ♥
There used to be an Evil T, too, wasn’t there? Maybe you need helpers again…share the load. Have a fabulous vacation, we’ll miss you.
Awww…can’t say we won’t miss you, but you deserve to relax. Hope you have fun!! <3
Have a nice time young lady…there will be a little beet shaped whole in my life until your return! x
Take care of yourself, kiddo. The worst thing we can say about Lars is that he isn’t you, and the tragic lives of celebrities will always be here when you get back.
women and men
work and vacation…
is it a kind of honeymoon Beet?
Hope so
stay away from computers and have fun
it takes a fantastic man to replace a woman
even if for a couple of days
;)
You are the hardest working blogger in show biddness! Congratulations Beet, you have earned your vacaton!
this will probably be the week that the paparazzi get the photo of paris and britney bumping uglies but dont worry im sure lars knows who britney is. right?
i know how you feel. i have a celeb´s blog in Brazil and is so hard to take a holidayyyy, to celebrateeee. enjoy your break. miss you a lot.
xoxo
Eric
vaidarzebra.blogspot.com
Dont do anything we wouldnt do :-) Enjoy xxx
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