In his own house, he was afraid of the toilet, fearing that some hand could rise up from the bowl, get a grip on his porky butt and haul him away. In a similar vein, between the ages of four and eight, he pooped his pants three or four times, unexpectedly, unwillingly, unhappily and so traumatically that he remembers each instance to this day.
I guess im outta the loop – why did he introduce himself as ‘Mario’? Is it Perez Hilton? Sorry, Im lame.
That’s his real name. Mario Lavandeira.
He’s only nice to other fudge packers. He’s latino so why does he want to be white by taking on Paris’ surname?
I really have no thoughts on Perez, he reminds me of a lil pile of swirly poop from one of my ferrets in front of my apt.door in the morning. EASILY PICKED UP AND DISCARDED IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody told me that “Mario’s” web site was the bomb. I never got it. Then I stumbled onto Evil Beet and have been laughing my ass off ever since.
Dear Beet: You are so cute and funny. Truth be told I wouldn’t know about you if it weren’t for Princess pepito’s website. I am glad you bought an ad on it though. I tune in to yours a lot more often. Your writing is very funny. I hope you do really well. Good luck!
haha perez!!!!!!!!
His butt plug was probably bothering him.
Awesome. But I want more details!!!
Don’t gossip about him, it only gives him more power!
Very true Molly. That’s one queen that I wish would abdicate her throne. We’ll coronate Beet in her place. lol
Ok I know that blatant and shameless ass kissing, but so what.
Ok I know that was blatant and shameless ass kissing, but so what.
Did he pay for two seats?
I love Mario…
Hopefully he didn’t poop his pants on the plane.
That’s funny. Ewww. You had to sit next to Perez? I’ll bet he reeks of twinkies. And effort.
I must confess that I immediately thought of A.C. Slater when I read that post!
I wasn’t kidding about poopy pants. The following is from http://www.rollingstone.com:
In his own house, he was afraid of the toilet, fearing that some hand could rise up from the bowl, get a grip on his porky butt and haul him away. In a similar vein, between the ages of four and eight, he pooped his pants three or four times, unexpectedly, unwillingly, unhappily and so traumatically that he remembers each instance to this day.
Hahaha
The link to the article is below:
(I hope this is not a no no)
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/16928530/perez_hilton_the_queen_of_mean/2
I guess im outta the loop – why did he introduce himself as ‘Mario’? Is it Perez Hilton? Sorry, Im lame.
That’s his real name. Mario Lavandeira.
He’s only nice to other fudge packers. He’s latino so why does he want to be white by taking on Paris’ surname?
I really have no thoughts on Perez, he reminds me of a lil pile of swirly poop from one of my ferrets in front of my apt.door in the morning. EASILY PICKED UP AND DISCARDED IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody told me that “Mario’s” web site was the bomb. I never got it. Then I stumbled onto Evil Beet and have been laughing my ass off ever since.
Dear Beet: You are so cute and funny. Truth be told I wouldn’t know about you if it weren’t for Princess pepito’s website. I am glad you bought an ad on it though. I tune in to yours a lot more often. Your writing is very funny. I hope you do really well. Good luck!