Everything Britney Spears touches turns to shit. Except for Kevin Federline, who apparently turns into Father of the Year.
Dr. Phil is trying to book celebs for his 1000th episode show, but, after the Britney insanity, no one wants to touch him with a 10-foot pole.
“Nobody good wants to go near it,” says a source familiar with the booking process.
Ouch! See what happens when you try to help Britney Spears? Nothing good, people!