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Sobriety Is Hard, Yo

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for for ever so long … Lindsay Lohan is drinking again!

Her lawyer confirmed it:

“The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

So why am I not happy? I should be breaking out the champagne right now to celebrate this joyous occasion.

I guess a part of me was rooting for her crazy ass to stay sober and get healthy.

Lindsay, we have Britney now. We have Jamie-Lynn. We have Vanessa Hudgens. We’re okay. Take care of yourself, girl.

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  • unfortunately, you simply can’t expect her to never have problems along the way – especially in the entertainment industry.

    i’d say it was a positive sign if she really did call her sponsor immediately and started again after this slip up.

  • Give the poor thing a chance. Recovery is free from stumbles. Let you without fault cast the first stone.

  • Can I say highly over-rated!She can’t act, has really bad skin so the make-up artists have to use a trowel to fill in an cover-up all of the crators and pock marks in her face. She is knock kneed and pigeon toed an somewhat bow legged all at the same time and if that is not enough she is way too short. As soon as she has squandered her 15 minutes she will just be another tragedy thrown away by the roadside of life. I do not think she will ever see 30 either due to her own poor judgement or by her own hand. She is nothing more than Your basic white trash accident waiting to happen.

  • Sobriety takes some time. Weaving it into ones life is the hardest part. You may find Yourself in places not intended. Then get up, shake Your self off & “do the next right thing.”The hardest part for me was learning not to be around partying people. It took a while for me to see my own triggers and learn what to stay away from as to not get there again. Your intention helps predict Your outcome. If one keeps with the program in a year more or less You’ll look back and what once had You and Your sobriety in danger & be years from that point. Growth Years. Continue to look forward with some humility & not back with the feeling of giving up. Never give up -don’t look back – faith is the substance of things unseen -that will soon be the future if you keep going to meetings and have the faith of a mustard seed.
    Perhaps all of us could have mercy on this good child of the God of all our ancestors &
    realize that she has a double bad time. Snagging in her program & having everyone who can get on the internet have the possiblity of seeing her down. People we are not here to hold people down. How ’bout giving her some mercy & a hand UP.
    Doesn’t someone else out here think that someone speaking crap to someone who’s hurting more a sign of worse character than of the one who keeps WORKING HARD TO REMAIN SOBER?
    Life’s to her no, “crystal staircase” – as Langston Hughes used to say.

  • Andrea R. —

    I’m sure when Lindsey reads your post she will be fortified with your generosity of advice and insight.

    Myself, I just think you are annoying with your soapboxing.
    and the way you capitalize “Your”

    So… STFU.

  • why are you writing aou V ? she’s not living on the same planet than britney and her sis…hello…she was 15 and now she is 19…she did nothing else really wrong?

  • Isn’t she over 18? Doesn’t she hav da rite to drink just one? I mean seriously. This is ridiculous. I can’t beleive ppl are going crazy just because she drank just once. There are others who do drink once in a while! We’re human, people! We make mistakes and give in to temptations! So don’t say she is pathetic JK.

  • yea right klaudia..have another and again jj is right on the money and andrea i dont think this is a forum for you to come to and use it as an opp to pat yourself on the back and preach…why is it that when ppl fuck up to the point where they cant possibly fuck up anymore…they 1 find god and 2 when they break whatever addiction they had expect ppl to treat them as if they were some kind of hero…newsflash…if you were able to rebound..good for you, but lets just leave it at that..you dont deserve to be put on a pedestal for being a fuck up in the first place..im not necessarily talking about you ,but everytime someone kicks a drug or alcohol addiction right away everyone talks about courage and strength and god and blah,blah,blah…how about some fucking kudos to the average person that isnt addicted to some kind of shit and pays thier bills and takes care of thier kids and families without relying on handouts … sorry to rant but im just so fucking tired of seeing ppl praised for doing nothing while the real decent ppl of the world go unnoticed

  • She’s just trying to be a human being. So she wants to go out and have a drink with her friends. As long as shes not doing drugs again, who cares?

  • You know on Youtube? Achmed the dead terrorist mentions Lindsey Lohan but I don’t know who she is Who is she? I know Liv Tyler partakes in a pint or two in Headingly, Leeds, I’m partial to a few pints of Guinness myself in a pub with clean tubes so I don’t really get the joke about Champaigne guzzling in Capri. I guess the stuff is really expensive there and you want her account details. Has she a really thin waist> One of those thin waists you can get your hands round and use as a wanker?
    If I see her around I’ll let you know okay? If in the meantime if you want an excellent pint of Guinnes… I’m joking. I’m a train cleaner. I can’t imagine what Pricks pay £2.50 a can of flat warm Guinness on a train. Well then I would – I’ve got to clean up the grafitti and puke in a fiver an hour when everyone is sound asleep and translate for all the Immigrants… Now you’ve got me going.

  • You know on Youtube? Achmed the dead terrorist mentions Lindsey Lohan but I don’t know who she is Who is she? I know Liv Tyler partakes in a pint or two in Headingly, Leeds, I’m partial to a few pints of Guinness myself in a pub with clean tubes so I don’t really get the joke about Champaigne guzzling in Capri. I guess the stuff is really expensive there and you want her account details. Has she a really thin waist> One of those thin waists you can get your hands round and use as a wanker?
    If I see her around I’ll let you know okay? If in the meantime if you want an excellent pint of Guinnes… I’m joking. I’m a train cleaner. I can’t imagine what Pricks pay £2.50 a can for flat warm Guinness on a train. Well then I would – I’ve got to clean up the grafitti and puke in a fiver an hour when everyone is sound asleep and translate for all the Immigrants… Now you’ve got me going. Lyndsay Lohan. She drinks Champagne in Capri… And where were the media? About two steps away.

  • apparently all of the people that only talk chea… about her are tottaly perfect,never did a mistake on their life’s, good for you or should i say “too bad” because the only pathetic here is (or are )you .Maybe you should learn how hard is to just quit a strong addiction like “drinking or any other addiction” and it’s even arder when there are people like you to judje good luck for all the people with similar problems

  • Well said, P.R!
    “Maybe you should learn how hard is to just quit a strong addiction like “drinking or any other addiction” and it’s even harder when there are people like you to judje.” ,…,
    “good luck for all the people with similar problems”

    It is very difficult. I was not judging Lindsay Lohan. Frankly, I also wish Her the best!