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Dec 16, 2007 at 07:25 pm by Evil Beet
I don’t know what he’s talking about, and I don’t really care.
Fuck it, though, I’d still totally do him.
Can he run for President instead of Fred Thompson? I just think if a Law & Order cast member has to run, it should be Jack McCoy. America needs a fuckable President again, don’t you think?











































































































LOL, I thought I was the only one with a secret hankering for long and lanky DA types.
OMG I would do Jack McCoy too!
He is super sexy.
I vote Oprah.
I’ll jump on this bandwagon.
Oh Beet! We were separated at birth! Loves me some Sam!
I agree! Many people are talking about her on richmingle.com. It’s wonderful!
I’m glad I’m not the only one out there who loves the old bastiges. Props, Beet!
And he was Nick Carraway!
Intelligence is always sexy.