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I’m Sorry, But Jenna Fischer Looks Like Crap Here

Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere

I thought long and hard before writing this article, because the Film.com office is staffed almost entirely by fervent Jenna Fischer admirers, and I like my job a lot, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

And in this case, it’s calling Jenna Fischer out for looking like crap on the red carpet.

I like you, Jenna. I do. But, woman to woman, this look does not work. And you’re single now, so you have to be looking good!!!

(I know, I know. I bought my one-way ticket to feminist hell long ago. I’ve made my peace with it.)

I mean, forget about the Girl Next Door; Jenna looks like the Housewife Next Door. And not MILF-style, either. That dress was a horrible choice for her complexion — and speaking of complexion, have you ever heard of a tanning salon, Jenna? They’re open even in winter. And if you’re going to wear that awful drape of a dress, you cannot wear dark red nail polish.

And I’m trying to figure out in what decade that hair would have been appropriate, and the answer is never. The decade of never, Jenna.

Plus she looks absolutely miserable to be there.

Please don’t fire me. :)

Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere

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  • She doesn’t look that bad..but I still think we could send her and I’m Sorry card with the quote, “I’m Sorry..but you totally missed it with that outfit! Haha!

    Did anyone see “The Office” accountants on Deal or No Deal last night!!

  • I’m surprised that you didn’t call her out on that terrible hairdo. It’s the first thing I noticed.

    (Sorry, Pam! I love you!)

  • I understand she doesn’t look her best here, but leave the tan alone. Give us pale girls a few starlets to look up to who don’t look like they’ve been basted in barbeque sauce at Mystic Tan. What she needs is a new dress, not a new complexion.

  • This is my first time at this website and I confess that I didn’t take the time to look at where you guys are based out of. But in America, Jenna Fischer is considered HOT. I’m looking at these pics and I have to be honest, I think she looks absolutely amazing here (just like she does in ALL her pictures, in fact, I don’t think she’s capable of looking bad).

    I just wanted to point out to CHANTELLE: In the English language, the article AN (as in “an I’m Sorry Card”), is spelled AN, not AND.

    AND is a conjuction, used to join two words or concepts together (as in “irrelevant AND illiterate”, for example).

  • Wow, your dumb. She’s in character, crawl out of that rock you live under. On a side note, I prefer my Jenna skin cancer free. Tanning is bad for you retard. Please fire this moron.

  • uh you call yourself a feminist?? really?? she can wear whatever the fuck she wants. no one needs to look “good” for anyone but themselves. and i’m gonna agree with the above post… tanning is not her look. and fake tanning looks retarded and cliche, not hot. why dont you actually develop your own opinion of what is sexy instead of just following trends??

  • NO OFFENCE ALL YOU HATERS SHOULD REALLY GET A FUCKIN LIFE LIKE SERIOUSLY MOST OF THE CLOTHES THESE PEOPLE WEAR THEY COST MORE THEN YOUR LITTLE FUCKIN WALMART CLOTHES GROW UP LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR NOT PERFECT EITHER!!!… OH AND P.S DUMB SHIT TO THE DUMB BROAD WHO STARTED THIS SHIT SHE DOENST PICK WHAT SHES GOING TO WEAR HER STYLIST DOES THNKS.. HAVE A GOOD LIFE… OH WAIT THATS RIGHT YOU DONT GOT ONE BC UR TOO BUSY MAKIN GOSSIP ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES LIFE FUCK GROW UP BITCH!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,

  • It’s not about what’s on the out side it’s what’s in the inside who. Cares what she puts on the can put on any thing but it’s the inside that counts so fucking stop saying my friend puts on crappy clothes yes I’m Jenna Fishers friend.

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