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Fresh from my inbox:
American Idol veteran Kimberly Caldwell belts out one of her latest songs at the 2007 Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant (the largest spokesmodel competition in America).
Singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant!!!
That’s kind of like being famous.
In fact, this one time, my friend Katie and I got really drunk and climbed up on stage with the band at Lighthouse on the Hermosa Pier on St. Patty’s Day and ended up sticking around for all three of their sets. People told us the next day that we were fabulous … ly wasted. But you don’t see us sending out press releases about it. I’m just saying.
Anyway, her PR agency had the courtesy to send me the Biggest. Photo. Ever. of her at this event, so, after the jump, Kimberly Caldwell’s tonsils!













































































































This is still a step up from Constantine Maroulis’s gig where he sang at a Stein Mart, in front of some marked down granny panties.
He would have killed for this gig.
I say good for her. At least she’s still working towards her goal of having a singing career and there’s no shame in honest work. Even if all it yields is singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant.
ugly skank