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Elizabeth Berkley’s Not Dead!

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It’s just that her career was!

But, like Jesus on caffeine pills, Jessie Spano has risen from the dead.

Elizabeth Berkley just scored a recurring role on CSI: Miami as Horatio’s ex-wife.

Berkley’s guest-starred on the CSI franchise before. Careful there, Lizzie. You don’t want to get typecast; you might have to get naked for the entirety of another horrible movie to help the world move on.

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  • Oh thanks be to God! This makes the nightmare I just woke up from not seem so bad anymore.

    Gotta love someone who was suckered so bad.

    “Different places!” –Nomi Malone

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  • She should have stayed where ever she was. Useless and worthless to the entertainment community.

  • SHIT GIVE THE WOMASN A FUCKING BREAK GUYS I KNOW SHE’S HOT AS MOLASSES BUT I’SD STILL EAST HER PUSSY AND ASS HOLE HELL YEAH i’D MAKE HER FEEL GOOD

  • She should ha’ stayed dead, wit her evil half red eye, and her extremely high cheekbones. did she let pinnocio borrow her nose?