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Nov 15, 2007 at 08:25 am by Evil Beet
Or her publicist or her manager or whoever the hell let her on a red carpet looking like she just got fucked while standing on her goddamn head.
Actually.
That’s kind of hot.
Pushed up against the wall or some shit?
Hm.
I’m adding that to the list.












































































































fivehead
First she needs to make enough cash to hire a hair-stylist then she can fire them