Nov 14, 2007 at 09:00 am by Evil Beet

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Brandon Davis is so gross.

EVEN professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Ew.

5 Responses to “Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear”

  1. Short Bus says:

    Maybe he has blocked sweat glands, uh, from all the drugs, I mean. He can get on this bus. He ‘tarded, right?

  2. Prolan says:

    Sl64n2 re re re
    GAV GAV

  3. prolan3 says:

    CjxDon wwwwqqqqsssddd

  4. prolan5 says:

    Crx6K7 eeeerrrffddgggggggccccc

  5. Orlylover says:

    gross. he looks like a sweaty pig. it makes me sick. ewww.

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