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Can Christina Ricci Please Be at Every Event?

Christina Ricci at DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance Launch Party in New York, Pictures, Photos

I just want to put her little pixie ass in my pocket and take her everywhere with me.

I imagine that, if I were feeling sad, I could pull her out, put her on a table, and she’d do some manner of magical pixie dance that would cheer me right up. Or at least share her weed.

The haircut is stunning. She looks beautiful. Just so very Ricci. I feel like that should be an adjective. I don’t know what it means, exactly, but she just embodies this Ricciness that deserves its own word.

Dance, little Ricci, dance!

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  • She really does look cute. She used to be so ugly too. This must be the one haircut for her that makes her look cute. I can see her popping out of your pocket and doing a little dance……..she’s definitely the one. lol

  • If you haven’t already, see “Buffalo 66.” It’s kind of a cult movie from a long time ago, and she is awesome in it.