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This Is How You Know It’s a Slow News Day



Violet Motherfucking Affleck can sing that one song from Pinocchio!!!!

Oh my God.

Lindsay. Please. Drink, honey. Please drink.

Bear with me today, kids.

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  • You are funny as hell, Evil One. Don’t worry, there’s somebody else’s child holding up a movie shot right now doing blow and jello shots while humming “When You Wish Upon A Star.” It’s gonna happen.