Stupid Pictures of Paris and Nicky in Japan, Because It’s That Slow a News Day
Nov 06, 2007 at 12:56 pm by Evil Beet

Paris and Nicky Hilton Help Select Miss Universe Japan in Tokyo, Pictures, Photos

I had hoped it wouldn’t come to this.

Seriously, I’ve been sitting on these pictures all morning like, “I really don’t want to run these. Please let something happen. I really don’t want to have to run these.” But nothing has happened, guys, so I’m sorry.

Here’s Paris and Nicky tooling around Japan. They’re promoting some line of handbags and, tragically, helping to choose the new Miss Japan. Which is totally appropriate, because if anyone’s in a position to select the woman who best represents the culture and background of Japan, it’s someone who thinks a kamikaze is a shot they serve at Les Deux.

In fact, I am so annoyed with this whole story that I almost didn’t notice that Paris is dressed like a 5-year-old on Easter. I mean, there’s fashion-forward, and then there’s pink fucking tights, Paris.

And I like how all the pictures from this event are taken from, like, two feet off the ground, looking up. Are the Japanese really that short?

Okay, I’ll stop now. Back to hunting for stories.

Paris and Nicky Hilton Help Select Miss Universe Japan in Tokyo, Pictures, Photos Paris and Nicky Hilton Help Select Miss Universe Japan in Tokyo, Pictures, Photos Paris and Nicky Hilton Help Select Miss Universe Japan in Tokyo, Pictures, Photos

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6 Responses to “Stupid Pictures of Paris and Nicky in Japan, Because It’s That Slow a News Day”

  1. Hi5 Codes says:
    November 6, 2007 at 1:10 pm

    Lol… its a sad day when you have to post pictures of these guys… lol.

    Reply
  2. Shhh! says:
    November 6, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    This is why I drink. Sheesh.

    Reply
  3. dana says:
    November 7, 2007 at 12:02 am

    nikki’s shoes are HOTT!! i was just about to say something negative until i scrolled down to those shoes!! wow!
    (i love shoes :) )

    Reply
  4. ujcxv says:
    February 13, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Google

    Reply
  5. ya mam says:
    March 12, 2008 at 10:52 am

    paris looks worse than the grave

    Reply
  6. Anonymous says:
    June 26, 2008 at 10:21 am

    actually japs r not that short…
    my boyfriend’s jap and weve been together 4 3yrs
    and he is 185cms tall! hes adorable

    Reply

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