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I Really Want to Drop-Kick Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore at 11th Annual ACE Awards, Pictures, Photos

Why do I hate her so much?

I don’t know, but I do.

I mean, what the hell is her smug ass wearing? Isn’t black supposed to be slimming?

I just want to punch her in the face.

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  • I feel for Mandy Moore because her ex Zach Braff totally humiliated her by shagging every female in sight and laughing at her afterwords. She picked herself up, dusted off and now has a slightly superior look on her mug. Good for her. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. I’d beat the brakes off of his ass but that’s just me.

  • I fell in love with her after I saw her in Saved! Until she starts flashing her nethers or snorting whatever drugs she can get her hands on, she’s in my good books.

  • Seriously, with all the celebutards out there, you can find time to hate Mandy Moore? She’s reasonably talented (I won’t say great, but I *did* like Saved!), not a coked up whore, not reading “I never did drugs” off a cue card on national TV while pictures of her snorting up circulate on the internet, not shaving her head and saying her family court judge is mean for doing his job, not collecting children from third world countries like Cabbage Patch dolls…

    Really, how does Mandy Moore in an unflattering dress even merit comment, much less vitriol?

  • I agree with the aforementioned superiority of Mandy Moore to other females of similar age and popular status, HOWEVER:

    Her face is square, and that bothers me.

    Also, her nose is too narrow.

    Looking at her hair makes me wish Kate Beckinsale’s face was in the middle.

    I think all must agree that these are equally valid points.

  • I agree with Evil Beet. There is just something about her that irritates the hell out of me. Just haven’t been able to pinpoint exactly what. One day, I’ll finally figure it out.

  • I think it’s because she wants you to love her, maybe just really, really, like, *like* her. Not because she’s so awesome or talented or good or noble. She’s not any of those things, though she tries. She wants you to love her because, you know, she’s just *her* – and that’s ok too. *tear, powder puff hugs*

    She wants you to love mediocrity, I think, but I’m not her close personal friend. There’s nothing I hate about her, but I’m not going to pretend I admire or love her as much as I love talented, interesting, clever celebrities. So I wish she’d stop asking me.

  • OMG i thought i was the only one who was irritated by her existence…and u’re right, Evil Beet, i haven’t been able to figure out as well…..it COULD be that she has no talent WHATSOEVER, and please don’t try to dispute; you’ll just come off as a person with absolutely no taste in music. well either that or u’re suffering from a brain disorder.

    Or it COULD be that in every single thing i’ve seen her in (movies, music videos, pictures, what have u) she always looks SO SMUG. Like she KNOW she’s so great…..THE HELL U ARE. Acting? meh. Singin? holy sh** no.

    and i am sooooo sad that Matthew is dating herrrrrr!! :( i thought he would do abit better than that.

  • right , like you’re so much better ..
    stop commenting on people, i mean get a life… they have a hard time, so just leave them alone.. they don’t really need all your shit right now!
    you’re mean, you’re ugly and you think you’re so big, but the only thing you really are is a fat pig!

    P.S. mandy moore is the most talentfull singer and actrice i’ve ever known… that will be all :)

  • Bored outta my mind —> you are sooo wrong! if matthew perry and mandy moore are happy, just let them be… they don’t care about your lovelife right? if you have any :):)
    Aaaaaaand it’s because of people like you , people like her feel bad about themselves…… so just shut up! start working on your social life, because right now, you have no life!!!!!

    NO-LIFE!
    hahah just kidding.. :) you have a life, it just sucks really hard :(

    XxX