Today's Evil Beet Gossip

And I’m Off!

Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you’re reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn’t even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now.

I’m going to Miami — bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! — where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I’m going.

So I’m gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I’ll be back later in the afternoon to check in and make sure Britney’s still alive and drinking. And I’ll be in and out all weekend with — as my boss puts it — dispatches from South Beach.

Oh! And I bought a digital camera yesterday (It’s pink! And has a special feature for filming for YouTube! What a world!), so it’s possible I’ll even go all Pink Is the New Blog on you and start posting annoying photos of myself and my friends so I don’t have to keep referring everyone to that MediaBistro interview whenever people wanna know what I look like. Now what do you guys think of that?

And if you’re a Miamian, definitely leave comments and let me know when and where to get into trouble while I’m out here!!!

Meanwhile, the always-hilarious (and very sexy!) David Gilmore from Pretty on the Outside has launched a new site, Pretty from a Distance, which is definitely worth checking out.

2 CommentsLeave a comment