Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Yup, Brooke Shields drove her car into her own house. And not the garage. [Cele|bitchy]

Hey, you know what’s not true? That Owen Wilson’s dating Jessica Simpson. But the gossip rags are printing it anyway. [popbytes]

Amanda Bynes is adorable. [INO]

Oh, I love RuPaul. [Bossip]

Audrina Patridge is either an 1980s Madonna or a dead hooker. It’s a thin line. [Drunken Stepfather]

Michael Jackson’s shooting an Ebony cover in Brooklyn. [DListed]

Someone punched Pierce Brosnan in the balls? [Celebslam]

Regis and Kelly dress up as the Beckhams! [Just Jared]