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Chloe Sevigny Is Running Out of Ideas

Chloe Sevigny at Opening Night of Pygmalion on Broadway

Chloe Sevigny at Opening Night of Pygmalion on Broadway

Are those shorts?

Are they, Chloe?

Are you just running out of ways to be weird?

Chloe Sevigny wore a lovely pair of shorts to the opening of Pygmalion on Broadway on Thursday night.

I think we need to help Chloe out here. Does anyone have suggestions for her?

What if you showed up to your next event with a boa constrictor wrapped around your neck? Too Britney Spears? Have you considered wearing scrubs? I hear Katherine Heigl has her own line of them now. What if you wore a bikini as underwear? Still too Britney Spears? Purple lipstick? Pleather? I dunno, Chloe, but please never wear those shorts again, dear.

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  • How more patronising can you be? The only clear signal it shows to me is that you have too much time within your life and too little magnetism of your own.

  • I imagine you as someone who follows the old Fashion Rules religiously. Never pair black with navy. Never put two patterns together. In other words, never wear anything that hasn’t been done before.
    Isn’t style supposed to be about self-expression? I had thought so. However, if anyone steps out of the norm, people like you go wild. Why? Are you so scared to stand out? So scared to be rejected?
    This whole site is rather pathetic. I stumbled upon it when I saw a link to a Chloe Sevigny picture. Yes, some people try far too hard to stand out. However, Chloe seems to really understand her personal style. As a supporter of anyone not afraid to be interesting, I am irritated by your silly rant against her.
    Give up this stupid gossip site. You’re really not doing anything worthwhile and I’m sure the web wouldn’t miss this.

  • WHAAAA!? I’m so confused! What’s wrong with the shorts? Chloe Sevignys dress sense is FAR from “weird”. She’s beautiful with an amazing style!!

  • This picture makes me want to do very naughty things with Chloe. And half of them involve the shorts.

  • I know! It’s because the writer of this pathetic piece of shit is too FAT to wear shorts themselves and they are clearly jealous of Chloe. You shouldn’t gossip about those who are better than you, writer. It just makes you look even fatter in that floor-length dress ^.^ Muchos love, American fatty.

  • CHLOE’S FEET IN THOSE HEELS ARE SO SEXY AND KINKY I WANT TO LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY AND HAVE BEEN WITH THEM HEELS ON THEY LOOK AMAZINE WITH HER TANNED LEGS AND THAT ARCH IN THEIR JUST MAKES YOU TINGLE ALL OVER DOESN’T IT LADS VERY SEXY WOMAN THE SEXIEST WOMEN I EVER SEEN