How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It’s a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? “I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading.” I’m getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing Winona Ryder he basically ate her face. I remember watching that at age 12 and being like, “Oh my God, that cannot be what kissing is supposed to be like.”
At the premiere of Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead in NYC.
*He’s 36.
Uma is not making him get facials and drink his V-8..? tsk tsk!
I’m sure if he hadn’t cheated on Uma, she’d have made sure he didn’t look like a pizza.
I see four spots. Oh yeah, that’s horrible, somebody alert the press. :)
Yeah, 1 red dot above his eyebrow is hardly acne.
Type “acne” into google images…now that’s serious acne! :(
He was cool in Snow Falling on Cedars x
Well theres no cure for acne so many famous people can have acne :P
and yeah they do block it with make up? or something… ;/
Fuck, you people are so pathetic, a few red dots. How does that make a fucking difference. Hes only human, and Pro active doesnt work for everyone.
Jesus if you think that your as dumb as every other PERFECT soul who thinks that these things are as simple as just buying a $29.90 packet of Benzol Peroxide.
Fucking get a real life and stop picking up on everyone elses faults (if you could even call it a fault) and maybie focus on your own. Like how your as shallow as the rest of the media. Not that this suprises me.
THANK YOU! My words exactly. As if their skin is flawless, am I right? They just need a reason to bitch and put others down it seems like.
Right the fuck on!
“Ethan Hawke Has Some Serious Acne” youve got to be kidding.
Where is the serious acne?
Its not in this picture cause if you think THAT is serious, youve got some SERIOUS problems.
I agree with the last person, you are shallow.
I agree with the last two comments, go fucking die u pig. Pizza faced? you shallow bastard its people like you that discriminate and hate people. Learn to accept.
This is ridiculous. This man has one pimple. That is not SERIOUS acne.
I can’t beleive this post. I just came across it – i feel SO offended. How can you say he looks ‘pizza faced’ and has serious acne????? Like the other person said, acne is seriously hard to manage and eliminate. It is caused by so many things. Please dont offend us, its mindblowingly pathetic and offensive.
OMFG.. r u kidding me.. thats nothing.. only like 4 zits? omfg ppl get a life will you?
you fucking ignorant spastics! what the fuck you on about acne, theres like 1 tiny red dot thats barely visible. ‘serious acne’… haha… you know nothing, i hope serious acne happens to you, for real. then you’d realise what acne is you total cretin!!!!
are you fucking kidden me you guys are blind. there is like only one dot on his face and you call that serious acne. get some fucking galsses and stop making up shit that is not even there. so next time dont say anything stupid like this. thanks
Acne can occur at various ages for various reasons. I hope you get it soon, you hateful bitch.
CUNTS – this aint acne you dumb prick
You’re all fucking idiots if you think thats acne..he has 2 spots.. he does not have ‘some serious acne’ because if he did his face would be covered in it and guess what!, it isn’t. You’re all just making fools of yourself and showing people that you are very ignorant and stupid.
Hey what are u talking about this guy doesn’t have acne go get a life ….fuck off
thisis fucking gay
u fucking litle bitch, i’d like to murder u!
fuck off tou retards!!!
Well spoken everyone, well spoken :)
Clearly the author of this blog has her own obscurities, and by doing this it just gives her power; makes her feel better.
Let her talk; she’ll have karma rushing back to her eventually, in one form or another.
i fucking hate these superficial little american cunts! rich little daddys girl with no concept of real life! wrapped up in the media’s portrayal of perfection! seriously, what kind of small minded little bitch could think he has acne. Acne, i’ll fucking tell you about acne, i had it severely for about 12 years! i hope the same happens to these superficial cunts and i’d like to murder them all!
Haaaa!!! Heh Heh!!! You lot are so funny. I did think that the post was pretty ridiculous; I mean, the man has, what, 2 pimples??? But then, that’s the nature of these types of blogs/magazines: they specialize in the ‘storm in a teacup’ kind of mentality and approach. And as reliably as them writing it you guys will respond with hysterical, HYSTERICAL vitriol. Ha!! But, please, don’t mind me. Carry on…it’s great. Seriously….
I agree with all the others who have commented – its hardly a serious acne problem, and even if he was covered in the dreaded reds then its no reason to take the mick – its articles like this which make thousands of people think their second class citizens for having a few zits.
REAL BEAUTY IS ON THE INSIDE
true, Emz…but i’m afraid that is just a cliche! in reality, in the real world people do treat you alot differently when you have acne severely and it can ruin your chances of success and happiness in jobs and relationships etc… i used to be a very good looking boy and people treated me with respect, like i was special! girls were all over me etc.. i was very confident, popular, outgoing, then i got really bad skin and it ruined my life and people treated me differenly and made me feel like a second class individual, like a fucking leper! i’m sorry, but in reality having bad skin has a massive affect on your life! thats why comments from ignorant cunts like that really piss me off and i hope it happens to them! i don’t want sympathy for my situation, just making point, thats all!
i hope all these cunts get severe cystic acne and it totally ruins their face so they’re never the same again! thats goes for anyone lucky enough not to get it so people are’nt so fucking thick and ignorant!!! why does it happen to good people, shuld happen to all the fucking arseholes out there like these cunts! there is no fucking GOd, fuck u all!!! die!!!!
i agree with everyone and also acne can be cured
And you wonder why people are shooting up schools all across America…Its because in todays moral lacking society you must fit a media crafted mold to be deemed acceptable. Otherwise you are shunned. You Know what that asian shot those kids at Virginia Tech? He probably had some acne on his face and kids like you called him ugly. In America we call ourselves Christians and Jews. relegions that preach equality, however we all just hypocrytical assholes who follow one doctrine; our own…”every man for himself”…We all just want to be beautiful, rich and respected. The ugly guy doesnt matter, the poor guy doesnt matter untill we ascertain these meanless things…This is why this world is so fucked.
who the fuck wrote this?
fuck! whats wrong with you? u bastard! i hope u rot in hell! i hope u get the worst case of acne ever! then u can see what its like…u sluttybitchasswhore!
this is stupid . i was looking for help for my skin problem , if this es acne ,,,,im a monster???? IDIOT
yep your a cunt
This has to be a joke… Thats not Acne. It’s a few small spots.
Google image search “Acne” There you will see real acne pictures.
well then, i think i agree with most of you… acne HAS RUINED ME , but WOULD I HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT…? No, PROBABLY BETTER ACTUALLY. I think what we are seeing is the law of natural selection; maybe looks, maybe lack of confidence because of belief or truly lack of looks, and therefore potential to be who you think you are…. anyway, no matter how you look at it it HURTS…well i guess we better fight harder then…
OMG 2 spots!..he must need treatment emediatley…
Who ever posted this is fucking retarted.
i was looking for a treatment for my acne, and i stumbled across this. if he has acne, then i have severe acne!
I don’t know how shallow you are, but i’m sure your just criticizing others to make yourself feel better about yourself.
Stop being shallow and fucking accept people for who they are, and does it really matter if he has a pimple, does it change your life???
NO! so fuck off.
Ethan is so beautiful… To me he’s a intelligent man. I love him.
I hope whoever wrote this rots in hell and gets the most severe case of acne, you sick piece of shit. Fuck you
This is not acne, morons. This is a handsome man with ONE TINY spot on his fucking handsome face. Go get a sense.
whatever bitch! you call this acne? go buy yourself a fucking life!.and Karma does exist..you dumb fuck!
Please tell me you’re kidding! “Serious acne”? That’s such an insult to people who actually have severe acne! This dude has 2 tiny spots and you’re calling it serious… tut tut.
Heaps of people get acne their whole lives at different times, it’s not just something you get when you’re 15 and then it always cures itself!
Stop being so damned critical of how he looks!
Merry Christmas.
This is Definitely not acne you freaking moron.
Wtf is up with this?
How can you call him “pizza face”?
Is this a fucking joke?
THAT’S NOT ACNE MORON !
This is Definitely not acne you freaking moron.
Wtf is up with this?
How can you call him “pizza face”?
Is this a fucking joke?
THAT’S NOT ACNE MORON !
Sometimes I dont go to school because of my acné. You calling this acné? I hope you’ll get it one day and know how it feels when everybody is watching you because of all the red marks on your face!
wow he has a ONE slight red mark on his forehead. Sombody call the medic!! How can you even write such a judgemental, vanity- filled entry? You should be feel bad for the people who suffer from acne. There’s nothing they can do about it that they havent already tried.
Do you really spend all your time critizing what people look like? There’s more to life than vanity sake.
This is one fucking handsome man.
Acne? i cant find any peeps without makeup that have no imperfections on their face so it must be normal to have atleast a few imperfections.
Get a life biatch.
(I,m from holland and here we dont judge people about acne at all :) but how spontaneous they are.
And if you are handsome without acne you are also handsome with acne ;) i know allot of people with a mind blowing awsome skin, but are just 2 ugly, and that sort of people will judge people with acne as ugly… GO FUCK YOURSELF!!)
The author of this article is a shallow twat who beats off over pictures of themself.
now u all been pathetic u got a point but uall just tryna swear and abuse for no reason alright we get ur point i think u should all take ur anger somewer else instead of lookin pathetic swearin and abusin odaz to mak the fact that u got acne seem like itz a life issue yall need to stfu and get on with ur life they are some peepz in this world with serious problems and still dont bitch lik uz do omfg GET A LIFE
ACNE wtf that is one little pimple these magazines are so fucking lame
damn yo, its people like this who make kids like me wana die. i have pretty bad acne and it has destroyed my life. even all my friends say im the best looking out of them and their serious but when i look in the mirror and see my skin i lose everything. i cant look people in the face, talk to girls, stand infront of class. its a life destroyer. only if ppl accept others for who they are not what they look like. owell its life.
This has to be a joke! He has 2 spots on his face and you say he has acne? You must be pretty damn stupid if you actually think he does! A lot of people would be more than happy to only have 2 small spots on their face, so calling him a pizza face must really make a lot of people feel like shit! We need to stop putting people down and be more accepting! After all, it’s only looks. There’s much more to a person than what’s on the outside!
how can you even call him pizza face with 3 pimples?
Are you retarded… he has 2 pimples and theyre barely even visible you single minded cunt. Get a fucking life seriously!
Wowwww OMG, he’s suuuuuuch a pizza face! You’re a freaking idiot, he has beautiful skin. 3 pimples…. big fucking deal. God… people are so judgmental.
Your an absolute tool for being so judgmental over miniscule blemishes. Hope you die a slow painful death
You suck idiot!
Omg some people the guy has like 2 pimples and shes calling him pizza face Wow SERIOUSLY u fucking dumb blonde… heres hopeing u get a million on ur face =)
Cunts like you are the reason why I want to kill myself. I’m fucking covered in acne and if this is what you think is bad, then I may as well be considered a piece of shit. Honesty, i hope you die
Seriously… Its part of life! Ure a bitch for judging him… We are all equal with different problems u bitch. I hav bad skin, but l gym to atleast hav a gud body. Cum say that to MY face and lets c if u hav any limbs when im finishd with u!!! Then il judge u u bitch
Whoever posted this, so what if he has pimples. YOu have them aswell on your left buttcheek. For the resto of you who say this person should die. . . He will and so will all of you so please stop posting more retarded posts like this one that I’m just typing.
how about you shut the fuck up and actually get a life? seriously, the best you can do is sit in your basement and insult a guy who was 3 fucking pimples, and otherwise great skin? i hope you get severe acne and slash your fat fucking wrists and die alone.
Where is the acne?
Whoever wrote the article on Ethan Hawk deserves to get raped by Magic Johnson.
How has he got acne?? Everyone gets spots and if you think having 3 minor spots is acne I dont know what you would consider ACTUAL acne to be. He has got GREAT skin considering the 2 or so imperfections.
die you stupid cunt
Everybody gets acne at some point or another in their life. I’m 23 and I’m still dealing with breakouts. It happens, it’s called life. You can not honestly say that you have never had a pimple of some kind, that is just uncouth and shallow. You really need to grow up.
Jesus Christ, you people on here are assholes. What the hell is your problem? Why would you tell someone to die just because they say someone has a lot of acne, who really doesn’t? It’s people like you who are rotting this fucking world out. Okay, so has three zits and this person accused him of having them everywhere. That gives you NO right to go off and tell them to die.
And to “U dumb blonde”, I take serious offense to that. I am a very intelligent blonde, and I’m nearly at the top of all of my classes. How do you even know this person is blonde? You dumb fuck. Think more carefully about what you are going to say before you go and say it, especially when you call someone dumb when you are WAY more of an idiot than this person. It makes you look even more like a dumbass than I’m sure you really are.
I agree that this guy has amazing skin and no one has a right to say he’s ‘pizza-faced’, but you idiots REALLY need to stop saying “go die” and “go slit your fucking wrists”. Clearly you don’t understand the gravity of what you are saying. And I hope you all die much crueler and more painful deaths than anything you wish on this person.
Thank you.
You fucking asshole motherfucker, I hope you die a slow, painful death and rot in hell for eternity. People like you go around mocking those of us that have acne, you have NO idea what it feels like to have severe acne – it breaks you down to nothing. FUCK YOU BITCH!!
Humanity is screwed.
why does anyone on here actually think they have rights in the first place, basically say what ever you want about anything no one will do anything about it besides post their opinions if they disagree with it
i fucked your mums acne
if this is serios acne i want it
Excuse me, you fucking cunt, but not all of us have perfect skin. Not all of us live in the superficial world of beauty where everyone is physically flawless. Get a life, bitch.
a serious problem of acne?? oh my god I really hope you’re joking because those two are wretched and ridiculous pimples, nothing to do with severe acne idiot! do not even know what acne is serious !!!!!!! you’re sick!
You fucking shallow cunts his face is flawless.I dont wish acne on anybody but I wish it on you so you know how it feels! AND IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU who make me want to commit suicide.
Die you dumb bitch!!!!
This is great. Good content!
he has nice eyes.
This is a shout out to everyone who has acne (like me) don’t let this superficial society take you down, find your qualities and express them, I’ve had acne since i was 12 and have been mocked for it in every way imaginable, from hearing my face was like the moon, stuff like ‘EW WHATS THAT’ , and people pointing at my pimples and saying ‘what a huge cancer u got there’, and thanks to all of these comments on my face I’ve had my self esteem and self confidence downgraded to the lowest level, so to you who wrote this article, from the bottom of my sould I wish you to go FUCK YOUR MISERABLE SHIT SELF YOU FUCKING STEREOTYPICAL BITCH, thank you.
piss off
so many comments for this, wat she said pizza face personally i don’t believe it to be true two dots that’s it, but people shouldn’t wish others badly coz your down grading yourself to the person’t level,
maybe this person just doesn’t link ethan
OMG ,, Just 3 Little Pimples and Ur ComplaininG O.O !!
Fuck U DUDE !!!!
U Just Need To Grow Up .. Alsoo im Sure U had Over a Million pimples But No one was MockinG U
Just Go and Look at Ur Self And Look For pimples
im Sure U Have Tons Of them
Dont Forget To look At Ur FUCKING ASS !!
it’s Ok To have Pimples This is Called ” LIFE ” ..
Well Just Grow Up U Fuckin Asshole !!