Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh Thank Heavens! Gossip Girl Was Picked Up for a Full Season!


Okay, so I’ve watched a few episodes of this show, and it’s basically The O.C. if it happened on the Upper East Side. Like, almost verbatim.

But here’s what I don’t get:

Who is reading this girl’s blog?

And how has no one figured out who she is?

I mean, there’s a circle of like 100 people who give a shit about what’s happening in the lives of these high-school kids. It’s like if I had kept an “anonymous” blog about my high-school friends. Like 12 people would read it, and after about ten minutes they’d be like, “Oh, this is totally Evil Beet. She’s the only one who was at all four of those parties. Plus she’s the only one I know who still says ‘douchebag.'”

Anyway, for those of you who care — like my NYC roommies (SHOUT OUT, LADIES!!! I MISS YOU!!!) — it’s been picked up for a full season. Yay.