Sep 26, 2007 at 08:59 am by Evil Beet

Heidi Montag Shows Off Her New Boobs in a Bikini

“Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”

Heidi “Einstein” Montag, admitting to Us Weekly that she did, in fact, get breast implants. It turns out she had a nose job, too.

You know, when you’re famous for actually doing something, you don’t need to be selling tell-all exclusives about your plastic surgery. In fact, you want that sort of thing to be kept quiet. Did Ashlee Simpson give Us Weekly an exclusive on her plastic surgery? I think not. And I can’t believe I’m pulling out Ashlee Simpson as an example of someone who earned their celebrity, but, compared to Heidi Montag, she totally did. Someone is tired of Lauren and Jason having the spotlight back this season.

One Response to “So Many Quotables!”

  1. Darth Paul says:

    JESUS, what did she look like before?! She’s JoJo the Dogfaced Girl as it is…

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