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Her lawyer jumped ship yesterday. And now her manager — who’s only been with Brit a couple of months — decided to go his own way, too.
Jeff Kwatinetz of The Firm — who repped Kelly Clarkson before she fired him — released the following statement:
“It saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with Britney Spears. We believe Britney is enormously talented, and has made a terrific record. But current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job. We wish Britney the best.”
Dude, everyone knows the album is going to be a trainwreck, and they want to be as far away from the explosion as possible.












































































































On second thought, Call Joe Simpson.
List of Thangs To Do: Hug Bit Bit. That dog still loves you. Remove that I LOVE POPEYE’S Y’ALL T-shirt. Get some help.