Sep 16, 2007 at 01:44 pm by Evil Beet

This motherfucker got away with a double homicide, and now they’re gonna put him in jail for this shit.

Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson on Sunday amid an investigation into an alleged armed robbery at a hotel in Las Vegas,

The charges he faces are unclear.

Simpson was arrested at his room in the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, the source said.

Loves. It.

9 Responses to “Oh Fuck Yes: OJ Simpson Got His Ass Arrested”

  1. Shhh! says:

    Iffn I was OJ Simpson, I wouldn’t even jay walk.

  2. Clementines says:

    He thinks he’s a g-man or something special. What a dorky-dunderhead.

  3. LAMO! says:

    Was he in the next stall over from Larry Craig?

    If so, I’m going with the defense tag-line of: “He was just trying to shit, so you must aquit.”

  4. Clementines says:

    What will he do blame Mark Fuhrman? Write a daring book called if If I f#%@in’ stole my Memorabilia?

  5. Bruno Magli Executive says:

    Does The Evil Beet know what kind of shoes O.J. was wearing?

  6. LAMO! says:

    He actually had the nerve to say, “I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.”

  7. Margo says:

    O.J. Simpson. This is whack son. Got Johnnie Cochran rollin in his grave and shit. Do you LIKE the perp walk or what?

  8. Shhh! says:

    See what happens when you cut peoples heads off? Hey getcher hands off the Goldman’s stuff!

  9. LAMO! says:

    Bruno Magli Exec: Umm, yours. Yeah, it’s official, you guys will never live it down. AGAIN!

    That was funny btw. :)

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