This motherfucker got away with a double homicide, and now they’re gonna put him in jail for this shit.
Las Vegas police arrested O.J. Simpson on Sunday amid an investigation into an alleged armed robbery at a hotel in Las Vegas,
The charges he faces are unclear.
Simpson was arrested at his room in the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, the source said.
Loves. It.
Iffn I was OJ Simpson, I wouldn’t even jay walk.
He thinks he’s a g-man or something special. What a dorky-dunderhead.
Was he in the next stall over from Larry Craig?
If so, I’m going with the defense tag-line of: “He was just trying to shit, so you must aquit.”
What will he do blame Mark Fuhrman? Write a daring book called if If I f#%@in’ stole my Memorabilia?
Does The Evil Beet know what kind of shoes O.J. was wearing?
He actually had the nerve to say, “I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas.”
O.J. Simpson. This is whack son. Got Johnnie Cochran rollin in his grave and shit. Do you LIKE the perp walk or what?
See what happens when you cut peoples heads off? Hey getcher hands off the Goldman’s stuff!
Bruno Magli Exec: Umm, yours. Yeah, it’s official, you guys will never live it down. AGAIN!
That was funny btw. :)