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Sep 11, 2007 at 09:48 pm by Evil Beet
What. The. Fuck?
Lance Bass was on hand to ring the closing bell at the NASDAQ stock exchange on September 11, 2007.
Because nothing says “We’ve recovered from a horrific tragedy of unimaginable proportions” like a gay former boy-bander and failed Cosmonaut.
I think this has something to do with the fact that Bass is currently appearing on Broadway in Hairspray, but still. It’d be nice to have someone like — oh, I don’t know — the President? — to do this.













































































































hahahahahahahahahaha brilliant!
Better Lance than Bush. Think about it.
and it was NASDAQ – you know, the OTHER exchange…