When life gives him lemons, Danny DeVito makes limoncello. [Celebslam]
R. Kelly’s got himself another few weeks to urinate on minors. [Bossip]
Kelly Clarkson’s going back on tour. [POTP]
BREAKING: Everyone in Hollywood has an eating disorder. [popbytes]
Whoopi Goldberg thinks dog fighting is okay if you came from the Deep South. Incidentally, Whoopi, such a background is also an acceptable excuse for demanding the legalization of slavery and the revocation of women’s right to vote. Oh, wait, except it’s not. Welcome to The View, sweetheart. [Cele|bitchy]
Anne Hathaway gets freaky with her boyfriend. [Gabby Babble]
The mystery of Justin Bobby, solved. But still: homeboy wore combat boots to the beach. Do you really want to call that your boyfriend? [IBBB]
Sarah Michelle Gellar’s body is almost shrinking faster than her career. [Daily Stab]
Uh, Tyra? Is this fierce? Really? [Holy Candy]