Keira Knightley Forgot to Invite Me to Her Toga Party

26 Responses to “Keira Knightley Forgot to Invite Me to Her Toga Party”

1. DarthPaul Says:
   September 4th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

   Just when I start talking about how great she looks/is, she pulls some bullshit like this. I’m officially in hate-mode for all English actresses for a month.

2. Margo Says:
   September 4th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

   When she falls down and goes boom, THEN will you guys give her a damn cheeseburger?

3. UgliestGuy Says:
   September 4th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

   The dress is interesting, she looks good, IMO.

4. Snaxx Says:
   September 5th, 2007 at 1:03 am

   To me, she looks a bit like the Angel of death. Also, not sure what is up with the princess tiara and mussy hair, but on a positive note, the (typical) smokey eye looks nice (…as usual) and I think, the shoes are nice too (if I could see them past the mummy wrap, but I guess she needs it, since she is looking a bit like a preserved skeletal being lately.

5. I R A Darth Aggie Says:
   September 5th, 2007 at 6:05 am

   I really need to get a job teaching these women how to eat. Ok, repeat after me, Keira, “you can’t make friends with salad” and “steak is my friend”.

6. Shan Says:
   September 5th, 2007 at 6:24 am

   Sure, she’s not ano…

7. lee mitchell Says:
   September 5th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

   Pirates of The Caribbean: At Meal’s End…lol. No, Keira, I’m just kidding…now can I get that autograph? Seriously, I’m not into really skinny girls at all, but she has a stunning face though. All over she looks classy. I guess if she’s genetically boney, then there’s nothing she can do about it. That’s just how she is.

8. joanne Says:
   November 8th, 2007 at 10:19 am

   keira hasn´t got any brest

9. Dan Says:
   November 10th, 2007 at 4:57 pm

   She’s incredibly hot. All the women leaving a comment here should catch a clue and jog around the block, and put down the fast food for a bit.

   Yummy Kiera!

10. anna Says:
    December 6th, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    you guys are such jerks. keira is a beritifal georgas hot sexy realy cute girl. and she is not fucking aneraxic. U guys are just gelose of here and u know what u guys are soooo stupid u shouldent balive verything u read u ug ys are SICK BITCH FUCKING WHOERS WHO HAS NO LIFE FUCK U BICTHES.

    ROCK ON KEIRA. lol.

11. Jen Says:
    December 16th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    Keira is absolutely stunning. The fact that she makes many of you women feel inadequate about yourselves is not surprising. We are all built differently. Her look is very fragile and feminine. I agree with the guy who told all of you to take a jog around the block. I know I wouldn’t complain if I looked like Keira. Which one of you crazy people would?

12. lyndsay Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    first of all, anna, learn to spell, bcaus eef Keera dosn start eetin then theer wount b no keera een the neer feutur.
    because she’ll likely be dead if she doesn’t get some food soon, there’s skinny then there is sick and Kiera is definitely beyond sick, if she changes her eating habits now or within the next year then she might have her old body back. trust me you can not be that skinny without reprecutions.
    Not to mention, whats with the dress? should that even be called a dress? She’s covering something, no one is willingly that skinny without a decease

13. Holly Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    OMG you guys have NO idea!
    1) That dress is gorgey!! It started the whole greek goddess trend!
    2) Keira is NATURALLY SKINNY!
    3) I’m just as skinny as she is and i eat like a pig!
    4) Skinny is beautiful

14. christy Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    for those bashing keira’s figure, go google “anorexia” or “bulimia” because obviously, you don’t know what that is.

    she is naturally skinny. either that, or she eats extremely healthy.

    if she were anorexic/bulimic, you would not see any fat/muslce WHATSOEVER. someone who has either of those conditions is just skin & bones.

    she is perfectly healthy. i have her figure myself, & i too eat everything. some people are just like that.

    i’m not fond of the dress, but you don’t see me critiquing her. jesus, if she likes it, who the hell cares what the you think?

15. Jenrox Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    I think Kiera is one of the most beautiful people on the planet but that the pale raggy dress does her no compliments with her pale complexion. As for her body people can be naturally that thin, my ribs poke out too and i eat alot. Although I wish I were as tall as her

16. Hoogie Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    She kind of looks like Michael Jackson, but then again, I think everybody looks like Michael Jackson once in a while. It’s probably because Michael Jackson’s got so many odds and ends on his face, you could take a nose off of some guy in Canada then get cheeks from some American and grab eyes from the British, then maybe some lips and ears from some other person, stick it all together, teach them how to dance, sing, and there you have it: Michael Jackson!

17. claire Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 12:29 am

    Keira Knightley may be naturally that skinny, but I don’t necessarily think she looks healthy. I was critically anorexic for over three years (read: Keira minus 15 pounds, and taller than her), and despite what you read on Google, people who are anorexic or bulimic are NOT necessarily skin and bones. You can be doing severe damage to your body without looking like you’ve been starving. Guys and girls that are telling women to take a run around the block, I have news for you: most of us STILL won’t look like Keira. I agree, she is gorgeous, she has incredible bone structure and poise, and a beautiful face. Having had a long experience with an eating disorder, though, I get very nervous when I see someone with protruding ribs and hollow cheeks talking about their “fast metabolism.”

18. Banany Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    alright..first…she is not anorexic, just because where trying to tell people that its ok to be a big girl in fashion doesn’t mean we have to bash all the skinny people by telling them they have psychological illnesses, thats just random. People use the illness, and it is an illness! way to liberally. You are putting the people (not just women) even more down by saying that your a horible person and should be ashamed of themeselves, just adding to the problem! and for everyone whos saying shes beautiful, and cute, and adorable, thats great but shes also an amazing and charitible person who is inteligent is in the business because she loves movies and is obsessed with them..(NOT MONEY) and she is amazingly cool while being all this. she is going to be a master of her art as she groes and we can expect many things from her. SO STOP MESSING WITH HER BRAIN WHILE FUELING THE TABLOIDS! (and just look at her mom and dad you can tell its hereditary, its just like those humongous people who are humongous because of their genes)

19. a love girl Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    heey,

    keira = my idol
    she = beautiful

20. girl the best Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    she have not anorexic

    she is BEAUTIFUL

21. andie Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    what the heck? get a hamburger? You people leaving comments realize she doesn’t care that you think of her naturally skinny body. Just because America is the fattest nation doesn’t mean that our stars need to look like the rest of us.

22. Miss Malice Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    She is very pretty though too skinny for my taste and no I am NOT saying that she has anorexia or anything, just saying in my personal taste shes too thin…
    So anyway shes pretty but that dress looks like absolute crap, she really doesn’t have the right figure for it ie Boobs, this was deffinatly not a good choice for her

23. Payton Says:
    April 25th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Do none of you have anything better to do than bash on people who you consider to be better than you? I mean good God! Get a life! And to those of you “skinny” people… don’t be bitches, those of us who do have a little more meat on our bones are jelous of you, you don’t need to rub it in by sayin “skinny is beautiful” that attitude is how me and 10 other girls became anorexic in the efing fifth grade. So just stop already. Keira is an amazing actress, and she is beautiful, but please what the hell is wrong with you? Leave celebrities alone. How the hell would you like it if you went out and every fucking move you made was documented for the world to see? If they are anorexic, its because they dont want a horrible pic of them to end up in the tabloids just cause they ate a damn cheeseburger!!!!

24. meeep Says:
    May 18th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    there is one person i can see here who has had an eating disorder, i have too, so anyone that hasnt suffered doesnt understand and is completely stupid to even begin a discussion on a matter they dont understand, eating disorders are serious matters

25. Astrea. Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    small boobs

26. Haven Says:
    June 14th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    she isn’t anorexic 1 because she has muscle and 2 she looks healthy you can see it in her face and complexian.

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