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Has anyone actually watched this show?
It’s like they secretly bred the best characters from Laguna Beach and The Hills, put them through a rapid aging process, and moved them from the classified government lab in New Mexico to Southern California. Then they brought in film crews.
And I’m not just talking about bitchy personalities and blonde hair. The facial structures are the same. The mannerisms are eerily similar. These people look alike, in a way that is not sufficiently explained by the fact that they all grew up in Southern California. I’m from SoCal, and, yes, everyone looks alike, but not this much alike.
I have taken the time to create some detailed mathematical equations explaining how all this is possible. Please observe.
So? Am I right or am I right?
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47 Responses to “I Am Fairly Convinced That the Cast of Newport Harbor is Composed of the Illegitimate Children of the Cast of Laguna Beach/The Hills”
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Love It or Leave It: Is Katy Perry Serious With This?
I like how the musician behind her in the one photo is all “haha what an effing retard!” -
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it’s so well written for something written out of anger i respect her for that because honestly when i’m angry every other word is a curse word Margaret Cho is ~fab~ -
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no offense to the author/poster but madonna is not a “tastemaker” and she’s a “provocateur” from eons past. also she is no longer relevant anymore. unless one counts how long... -
Look, It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
Ummm…so Jay Z isn’t the father? I’m confused? Whose baby is this again? Please. Unless he has white in his family too…on second thought both her parents don’t look mixed either…fucken nevermind. Just killing time
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Spencer will be one of those corpses that makes you say, “They did such a good job on him, didn’t they? He looks exactly like he did when he was alive.” Can you get anymore wax looking then that face of his?
LOL, LAMO. So true.
I refuse to watch this show. You can’t make me do it. Well, not less, I mean if there really isn’t anything else to watch or The Real World Sydney just went off I might take a peek but only if that kid promises not to say “too many chicas” again. Sigh….I wish I were pretty like them.
How do shows like these even get viewers? More stupid, plastic white kids with petty problems…I dismiss.
this is not what they made it for and g-ball isn’t anything like specer i hate spencer and i love grant (g-ball or g-thang) hes a real hottie also clay and chase!!!! ttyl
hahahahahahahhaa g thaaaaaaaaang
I love these shows; i think Newport Harbor is great and i love The Hills. Much love to Lauren, she is the only person thats come on all 3 of these shows to have any sense
hey
I love this show too but I never watched the hills
you konow,here in brazil you have to pay to watch that things
I my mum don
sorry,the computer did it wrong
well,my mum don’t pay(and I hate this) so I don’t watch the hills and just some of this things(I don’t know how to say in english) like gossip girl and I LOVE,so perfect
I’d read the book too
and laguna beach is so good,I love too
bye guys
YOU SUCK
i eat on the floor with tia the chinese dog eater
TIA EATS CHINQS,. AND SO DOES KERRY
booobies….
i like cheese.
booobies…
teehee.
deah.
bye.
x
booooooooobs.
haha. my fish has boobies…..
and so does my sister.
teeheee.
im so mature….
BOOOOBS!!
i like boobs.
:P
question to “boob”
do U like BOOBS?
i am the original mr boobie.
:P
Wow,I watched all of these shows. I never really noticed. That is kind of scary.
But,yeah Grant is way hotter than SpENcer.
Spencer looks like a midget on crack.
I watched Laguna Biotch and I watch The Hills… I have to draw a line on MTV series that showcase rich, spoiled, retards in Cali. So, I decided that no one will ever be Kristen and Lauren, and no one will ever beat Spencer and Heidi’s sheer stupidity, so I will excuse my self from Newport Beach.
TEAM LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & TEAM JUSTIN BOBBY!!!!
I watched Laguna Beach and now I watch The Hills and Newport Harbor. I love these shows. Lauren (The Hills) , Whitney,Audrina, Zasha (NH) and Chrissy are the best. I hate Heidi and Spencer and also Chase he is sooo ugly.
omfg!!!!!!!!
u a fucking crazzzzyyyy if u think that grant is anything like spencer….
spencer is a fuckin dumb ass white boy nd grant is hott as hell nd is super cool…nd he is actually nice….before u start talking shit get to noe them cuz u dont even noe then u just judge then off of wat u see in a reality show….get a life nd stop talkin shit about ppl u dont even fucking noe!!!!!!
oh nd one more thing…wen ppl hate u before they even noe u…u noe u the best…….
I dont agree with Chrissy being anything like Kristen. Kristen is a stupid A$$ blonde who thinks shes hot sh!t. Chrissy is sweet. Ha Ha Grant reminded me of Spencer but Spencer is well you all know.
you are so not right
spencer is disgusting en grant is funny and cute
generally more idle than industrious people The rich merchant, though with whole circulation was carried on by paper, than in one where the greater
that lizandra girl freaking out over grant. wow. oh man. Just relax. this is just about how they all look alike. not how they act alike. and start writing how words are actually supposed written. noe doesn’t mean know. thats just dumb. no one is “talking shit.” you’re the one going too far.
personally, i’ve only watched newport harbor, and i can’t get enough of it. the hills or laguna beach or whatever is nowhere NEAR as good as newport. and i have a lot of friends with family from there.
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i love clay he is so hot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
natürlich ist clay geil….. aber chase ist witrklish toll…… clay ist manchmal ein muttersönchen und kein Badboy…..
Laguna Beach, Newport Hubor and The Hills is Quality!!
I Love Watching Ova Ppls Lives..
Theres Just Seems So Perfect!!..
The Lads!! Omg!! Gawjus Or Wat!!
Wudnt Mind A BIt Of Clay!!
Steph Rae && Kayla King Love Em Too!! ;)..
xx JoJo xx
chrissy and clay have to be 2gether 4ever and sasha and grant!!!they (chrissy,clay,sasha and grant)ARE THE BEST FOR ME!!I LOVED HIM
i like my mom like suckin her boob justin olivaria
i look like a vergina face
yeah mama let me ride you
your mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
KONICHIWA I LOVE CHINQS
oooooooooo man spencer is zu cool i’am of albanien ehehhehe wow
spencer hie is maine email lina_a_82@hotmail.com du bist wie maine boyfrend hehehehe
spencer du bist cooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I’like spencer und chase
un jom lina nuk di te shkruaj english me vjen keq por mua me pelqen shum spencer shum shum shum
Oh my gad.. yes. its so right !! ive been thinking about it to :)
grant is just like spencer !!
omfg i just love big boobs and chinqs its so funny
this i love kerry chavez
ahojte alebo every body HALLO…ja milujem newportharbor uplne namakany serial sledujem ho po nemecky ani neviem co hovoria ale to je jedno hlavne ze je to tak namakane….teraz po vasom …newportharbor is perfect brilliant film i love him!!! i love clay and chrissy cmuk teda kiss
ahojte ja som miska svecova chodim do 8.B zs marhan pozdravujem cewlu skolu a to luba kocisa reneho michalova janca corba dawidka kamidru lasku moju aj domina pozdravujem kukyho rudiho pala peta a ivanu strof puciho luciu misu henu damu a asi konec hej i barusu a majku ch a uz koncim….CCAAUUTEE good bye
hi chrissy i like you in the newportharbor
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