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Miss Teen South Carolina’s list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question:

1) The Iraq
2) South Africa
3) U.S. Americans
4) The Asian countries

Miss Teen South Carolina’s list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her:

1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country.

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  • I really hate to make fun of people but I laugh my head off every time I watch that video–she must feel like such an idiot—

  • I don’t think she realizes she’s an idiot, like, such as.

    I’ve spent years campaigning for more maps down here in Canada. It’s a blight on our southern uh, the Iraq uh, we could use it to help the South Africa.

  • I think we’re at war with the wrong people. If South Carolina is churning out young people like that, and they’re making it all the way to the Miss Teen America pageant, we should invade pronto!

    South Carolina has always been a burr in the foot of America. They’ve been wanting to secede ever since they failed the first time. Bastids!

    Concerned South American: I was curious as to why you took offense. She said South African, not South American. Now, if I were South African I’d be incensed!

    Poor girl though, she was obviously scared and had prepared for a totally different question. I think she has a promising career ahead of her, in industries such as porn, or map making. Such as.

  • Aside from being judged on silicone content and shininess, they are also judged on poise. I think she got negative points for that one. That’s why I think it’s ok to mock this. But why oh why do you have that shit? Canada doesn’t have those anymore. There is a Miss Canada but I’m pretty sure they award it to whatever girl cares enough to show up on the day they choose. The US has Miss USA, Miss Teen USA and then Miss America, etc. What the hell are the differences and why have them? Don’t answer, it’s rhetorical.

    Now to call the Red Cross and donate my old atlases to need US American kids.

  • I think that she was way hot dont be mad because you could never make it as far as her! O well she was nervous as hell I bet most of you making comments would react the same way in front of that many people and on national television! You cant always be perfect she is pretty enough I highly doubt it will ever matter whether her answer in the MIss Teen USA contest will ever efffect her.Sorry to dissapoint you all but I would much rather be pretty than be able to answer a stupid question in a beauty pagent that is set of to try and make you fail at answering them anyway so all of you who are sooo amused by this get a life I thought she should have won if not been close 2nd to Colorado so speaking for her kiss my ass! Everyone always tries to find the bad as if they have never made a simple mistake!!! I loved her and she is pretty enough her life will probably be way better than any of u critics wasting your time trying to bring someone else down to make your self feel better. Ive learned this is in life if your beautiful everyone tries to find something wrong with you! Don’t worry MIss South Carolina you were great!!

  • Carolina Girl: If you are going to disparage someone, at least have the foresight to proof read.

    You’re would be the correct word to use to berate me. It’s a contraction of the words You and are. The word your is a possesive pronoun and completely incorrect in the context you used it. The easiest way to remember which contractions to use in place of the separate words, is to say the sentence first with the whole words. You are a dumbass. Then all you need to do is take the appropriate letters out of the second word and join them with an apostrophe.

    Let me know if you need any other help. Such as, finding your state on a map. Such as.

    Oh and “Fan”, you should really take heed of my grammar advice. You’re sentence structure and grammar is ATROCIOUS.

    And being pretty can only get you so far, unless you plan on going through your life sucking a lot of cock to get where you want to go.

  • Wow FAN, I would almost think that was a sarcastic post but you really need to work on your education. The only punctuation you used were exclamation points. You seriously think it’s better to be pretty than smart? I feel sad for you. And I’m not jealous. If you knew anything (and I don’t think you do), you’d know they are marked on poise. The fact that she couldn’t answer a simple question shows how useless she is.

    Yes, I’m shallow. I don’t leave the house without make-up, I have more shoes than I have the time to wear and I care a great deal about how I look but I also care about how I come across. I don’t need a crown to make me feel good about myself or to validate that I’m pretty. You are a moron and I truly feel sorry for you. Good luck in life, you are going to need it.

  • Speaking just for Iraq and The South Africans, that was incredibly funny. I have to give her credit though she wasn’t the least bit rattled by the map question. I don’t think many of us have ever considered how hard it is to locate any destination on a map that you don’t have. She just kept smiling and spewing nonsense like a drunken pentecostal at a revival meeting! So pretty and smart too!

  • I am not surprised at all, I just come back from US, spent 6 weeks on holidays there, I found most of the people have so little knowledge of the world, Americans kids are kept in dark. THe only things they know is US and all they know is the charity work US does for the world. The rest they do not believe US has ever done and they know so little about the rest of the world.

  • ok so what is the correct answer? im i thik coz i dont know!. you cant answer that 1 without offending u.s.a. can you? please tell me people because i must have no brain and i sure aint as fine as miss teen america, bummer.

  • The ones I feel sorry for are LMAO! and Persistent Cat. They feel the need to just strike up an argument with a complete stranger. Why in the world would you make fun of people you don’t know because they have poor grammar? Why do you care?

  • You know how some people are so stupid, that they make you want to hit your head against something blunt and hard? This is my exact reaction to Miss South Carolina’s ridiculously stupid answer to such a simple question.

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