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Aug 22, 2007 at 10:06 am by Evil Beet
What the fuck is this???
Backstreet BoyN*SYNC-er Joey Fatone (REMEMBER KIDS, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS THE FAT ONE) has signed on to co-host the red carpet for the TV Guide network. His partner in crime? Lisa Rinna. Who the fuck is Lisa Rinna?
“Joey is a top-notch professional with a natural likeability and great sense of humor, all of which are essential attributes of a red-carpet host,” said the president of TV Guide network.
This is going to be unwatchable.
BRING BACK JOAN!
BRING BACK JOAN!
BRING BACK JOAN!












































































































Wasn’t Joey Fatone in N’Sync, and not the backstreet boys? Or were you trying to be funny and it just went right past me?
Lisa Rinna is bad enough but Joey too?! No one will watch this train wreck. Bring back Joan-no one does red carpet like Joan Rivers!!!
I’d rather look at hawt Joey ANY DAY over that desiccated sea donkey.
Ok, I absolutely LOVE the Oscars. But there is nothing worth watching about the red carpet pre-show without Joan! She is absolutely hilarious. Did anyone watch this Lisa what’s-her-name (and who the fuck cares?)& N*Sync loser? I watched it for about 5 minutes and decided that I had suffered enough. She had NO clue how to talk to people and had no idea whether people were nominated or presenting & he just stood up there and (big shock) made an ass out of himself. TV Guide needs to wake up and realize that without Joan ~ their show is just completely unwatchable.