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Aug 09, 2007 at 10:25 pm by Evil Beet
It’s not every day a photo of Law & Order star Chris Meloni comes across the wire, and it’s not every day my very best friend, and the most loyal L&O fan I know, turns 25. So here’s Chris “Hottie” Meloni, and happy birthday, Alejita!
Our very own Evil T also once had a very special connection with Mr. Meloni, but we won’t get into that here. Feel free to speculate. In the comments or just among yourselves. But she stays anonymous around here for good reason.
Plus, and perhaps most importantly, his wife’s really not that hot, and I totally think I could score him. Just saying.
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YUM
I’ve loved Chris Meloni since The HBO show Oz. He was a sociopathic bisexual murderer, and of course I fell in love. Mad props to Evil T. And I will arm wrestle Evil Beet for him. Just saying.
i think ur cute when u play detective stabler
yum yum. very handsome!
This man is HAWT….and looks like my EX with blue eyes.
Too bad he was a big baby, all looks, not much else.
Sabe, Amo esse CHRIS. Se tenho um sonho de consumo é conhece-lo.
Ficaria muito feliz só de tocar suas mãos.
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I’ve been in lust with Christopher Meloni since i saw him in the short-lived NBC comedy “The Fanelli Boys” where he played the beautiful but dumb-as-a-box-of-hair stud Frankie Fanelli to his riveting portrayal as bisexual sociopath chris keller in “Oz” to his ten seasons on “Law and Order: SVU”….I know he’s married and straight but i have the hugest man-crush on him….he simply oozes sexuality and masculinity and that body….omg he’s got the nicest butt on a guy i’ve ever seen!!!