Aug 08, 2007 at 08:30 pm by Evil Beet

Vivica A Fox Ordered to Abstain from Drinking Alcohol Until Arraignment

Vivica A. Fox, who was arrested in late March on two counts of DUI, was ordered by a judge to abstain from drinking alcohol until she is arraigned on DUI charges on Sept. 5.

According to the court, Vivica “can be around it because of the nature of her work, but she cannot consume or possess it.”

If she is convicted on all charges, she faces a maximum of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.

Jail is totally the new rehab. Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but that little bitch is a trend-setter in everything she does. This fall is going to be so awesome. Everyone’s going to jail. I bet there are reporters all over LA who are trying to figure out exactly what they want to get arrested for in the coming weeks so that they can spend a few days in Lynwood with the rest of Hollywood. I think National Enquirer already has their bail figured into next month’s budget.

5 Responses to “Ooh, Will Vivica Fox Get a SCRAM Bracelet, Too?”

  1. LAMO! says:

    Do they sell these SCRAM bracelets at Kitson’s? I want one.

  2. judy says:

    That outfit is atrocious.

  3. Timi says:

    I’d love to jack flick on her.

  4. I wonder if she can breathe in that thing.

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