Britney Spears Finally Has a Manager
Aug 06, 2007 at 02:11 pm by Evil Beet

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Manager Jeff Kwatinez may have been frustrated by Kelly Clarkson’s refusal to listen to the advice of Clive Davis, but at least Kelly doesn’t have a reputation for cleaning up her dog’s poop with Chanel dresses, urinating on-set with the bathroom door open, flaking out on her commitments, and, you know, doing cocaine all the time.

But, for whatever reason, Mr. Kwatinez, who was fired by Kelly last month, feels he’s prepared to take on Britney Spears, and has recently agreed to sign on as her manager. Britney’s been without any formal management for several months now — some say because no one’s willing to work with her — and her career has spiraled even further downward, with the recently divorced popstar getting into screaming matches with the paparazzi and walking out on interviews.

Jeff has been tasked with resurrecting Britney’s career, but he’s going to have to resurrect her life first.

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4 Responses to “Britney Spears Finally Has a Manager”

  1. DiamondSal says:
    August 6, 2007 at 3:21 pm

    Opps she forgot her pants again.. isn’t this client fun? Tee hee hee!

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  2. Margo says:
    August 7, 2007 at 8:15 am

    Kelly Clarkson was a mufaken breeze compared to Britney. Kelly was a gentle storm squall. Brit is Katrina minus the rehab. Good luck.

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  3. Shan says:
    August 7, 2007 at 9:40 am

    For the love of Dunkin Donuts I hope he makes her take a shower every day.

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  4. Jeff Hurley says:
    December 26, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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