Ah, Corey Feldman, We Missed You
July 31st, 2007 by Evil Beet
The star of the new series The Two Coreys (co-starring Corey Haim, of course), is way too cool and important to take off his sunglasses on the red carpet at the Inspi(RED) event at Mood yesterday.
Look, Corey, before this dismally reviewed reality series, the last time you worked was in voice-overs for Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! So, you know, take off your fucking glasses, dude.
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If The Feldman takes off his glasses, then it’s just more proof that rehab has been an abject failure on the West Coast. Who’s got the 8 ball?
Who’s “we”. I didn’t like him the first train wreck around. There’s no missing when it comes to Corey Feldman, only losing.