The Wonky Eye is Back!

July 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Paris Hilton Wonky Eye

Paris Hilton’s making a comeback, baby, and the wonky eye is coming along for the ride!

The wonky eye has been in hiding recently — it was probably really traumatized by the jail stay and wasn’t quite as ready to face the public again as the rest of Paris’s body — but we can all breathe a sigh of relief, because it’s back! Paris has just announced that she’s working on a new film and a new album, so I just can’t think of a better way to herald the return of the wonky eye! Welcome back, baby!!!

At the Fergie concert in Las Vegas on Sunday night.

Paris Hilton Wonky Eye, Fergie Concert in Las Vegas, Pictures Pics Photos Paris Hilton, Macy Gray and Nicky Hilton at the Fergie Concert in Las Vegas, Pictures, Pics, Photos Paris and Nicky Hilton at the Fergie Concert in Las Vegas


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4 Responses to “The Wonky Eye is Back!”

  1. Lydia Kolb says:

    Baby, I am loving that wonky eye :)
    I can do a good impression of her; simply shut one eye, open another!! HA!
    Please publish more pics of the wonky eye!
    Love, LYDIA XXXXX

  2. B-Man says:

    Yup, loving the wonky eye. Small imperfections are the key. maybe a limp, or a fake hand. mmmmmm!

  3. Sprmcandy says:

    Holy fuck Miss Paris has beautiful blue eyes, I would kill to squirt my sperm into them.

  4. CJP says:

    ^They’re not real. Her eyes are actually brown.

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