The Simple Life Got Canceled
July 30th, 2007 by Evil BeetBecause, you know, when it was just one sex tape and one DUI, it was kind of funny to leave these two alone with small children and farm animals. But now we’re dealing with multiple recorded hours of drug use, racist rants, probable herpes infections, pregnancies out of wedlock, three DUIs and two jail sentences, and all of a sudden no one really wants their kids on TV quite that badly anymore.
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July 30th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
racist rants? i have heard of all the other issues but not that one.
what happened?
July 30th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Did anyone even watch that crap after the first season?
July 30th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Thank Christ.
July 30th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Who is that strange girl standing next to Ms. Hilton?
July 31st, 2007 at 7:05 am
Wow - I almost fell off my chair…
Nicole Richie with tits?! hahahaha….
July 31st, 2007 at 8:12 am
Nicole looked so healthy in this picture. WTF happened? By the way, I’m glad the powers that be cancelled this horseshyt.
August 6th, 2007 at 4:19 am
i want live with her
August 7th, 2007 at 11:36 am
i cant believe they fucking cancled the fucking show…. and nicole on the right looks healthy and fit there ……… ew wut happened to there lives
January 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
WHy the fuck did they cancel it i heard because Paris Hilton isn’t stupid it was all just an act to get on TV and nicole richie looks fine ther!! omg u people have a problem…if u hate Nicole Richie than ur such an idiot!!
September 10th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Why the fuck did they do that? Well thats shit, who am I to laugh at now other than them snotty brats on sweet sixteen?