This would just be soooo great.
The ever-enterprising Jenna Jameson’s making a film version of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and apparently she has her eye on Scarlett Johansson for the starring role.
“I tapped up Scarlett for the part,” she says, “and I’m very excited about the film.”
Asked why she wouldn’t be playing the role herself, Jenna responded, “You know, the truth is, I’m not really a very good actress. I do well on camera when someone puts a cock in my mouth, but otherwise I just come across with a fair amount of awkwardness.”
Nah, I’m kidding. Instead she came up with this little gem: “It was my decision not to play the role because I’ve lived that life already and anyone can play themself.â€
Hey, Jenna? Wanna know what’s not a word? Themself. See, because “them” is plural, so you have to use “selves.” Never mind. Just trust me on this.
But never fear! Jenna Jameson’s cock-free film debut is not far away, as she plans to play a super-heroine in a movie spin-off from a new comic book she has written.
I think you need a life Jenna that is interesting. All you’ve done is pretend to be sexy, abused your body and soul for cash, and how wonderful is that? Does Scarlett want to portray a porn slut?
“It was my decision not to play the role because I’ve lived that life already and anyone can play themself.â€Â
She also said, “Plus it would be HOT to see Scarlett doing some girl on girl.”
;-)
She didn’t actually say that, but it’s true!
Nice nails. But I guess on a whore, that’s what you get.
Sure she’s a dirty whore, but I think we’d all pay money to see Scarlett doing the nasty.
Scarlett Johansson won’t have anything to do with this so called movie. She needs to holla at Courtney Love.
Jenna is a cokeho with issues. Just about describes most of Hollyhood. She’s done the movie about 100 times. Why be redundant?
By the way, in that picture Jenna’s giving all you naysayers and haters the ‘Mal occhio’. Or Maloiky as my cousins like to say in their heavily American accented, bad Italian.
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She loves what she does and she doesn’t care what anyone has to say. I love Jenna’s confidence. This is a great opportunity for Scarlett. To be a good actress is to play roles as people who are very different than you.
Jenna is a hot chick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
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I think it would be great to see her film… the story of her life is very interesting. when jenna was very young, her mother died of cancer.
her father didn’t care enough for his children, and when jenna became older she met a guy who worked in a tattoo shop…. she started working as a stripper, and she became a drug addict…
when she broke up with that guy from the tattoo shop, she made her first porn.
she didn’t “abuse her body and soul for cash”, she could have worked in the strip club or as a model: she would have made a lot of money, too.
there are so many pornstars who are not beautiful, but jenna jameson is one of the prettiest pornstars I’ve ever seen.
if she loves to make porn, it’s okay, I think.
I totally agree with eva. It is amazing how this lady has created her story. All business has its pro and contro … Jenna has worked hard and survived in a hard world. And tell me … Which famous person did not work his or her way up in the sack … You might as well Enjoy it and make money with it … And make people write about you as if they are jealous about not having had the fun or the money. Jenna … You rock
I think everyone who just called Jenna Jameson a slut or a whore needs to shut the fuck up and move on
it’s her career choice and if she’s happy with it then there shouldn’t be a problem. & If you dislike her so much – STOP READING ABOUT HER!
& as for Scarlett she can do what she likes.
jenna jameson is not a whore , omg they dont even know what the fuck it means , Damn Shes so strong and beautiful . She deservs a good life , so stopp talking fucking shit about her !
everyone dat called her a whore should go suck a dick theres ur whore bitches
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I think it would be great to see her film… the story of her life is very interesting. when jenna was very young, her mother died of cancer.
her father didn’t care enough for his children, and when jenna became older she met a guy who worked in a tattoo shop…. she started working as a stripper, and she became a drug addict…
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