Sorry for being a bit lax with my fashion victims…I have been traveling/moving/waiting for the Beet to join me in my New York adventures.
Seriously Lizzie Grubman why are you wearing an orange bodysuit under your dress.
Wait. Sweet Jesus that is that your skin???
Someone call the tan police.
That is just wrong.
She looks like she’s been dipped in boiling water.. hee hee
Slop, slap, goes on the fake tan; b!tch, you look like the Tango man…
She looks amazing! I mean how many 120 year olds have you seen that look this good?! So stop all of your hatin’!
Excuse me? She’s how old? 35?! No, you mean 135. I’m sorry?
Oh, you do mean 35. Noooooooooo! Really? Ohhhhhh.
Sorry all, carry on with your viciousness.
She should still be in jail. I guess maliciously slamming your oversized vehicle into a crowd of people, while drunk, to exact your vengence for being thrown out of a restaurant, and then fleeing the scene doesn’t carry that much of a sentence.
Although come to think of it, being indicted on 26 FELONY counts and facing up to 8 years in prison, then serving only a few months might make your skin a little dry and boiled looking. Cut her some slack. Biotches.
Ooompa Loompa Fab.
get a life, people. Oh, I’m sorry, get your own life, short-bus people!!