This guy must have one hell of a personality, because he’s totally fug, he’s not exactly packing (unless you count his balls — you could pack for a week-long vacation in those things), and yet his band’s fan base seems to start and end with Hollywood It girls. Honestly, does anyone you actually know in real life listen to Whitestarr?
Cisco Adler, the rocker who’s been linked to Mischa Barton and Kim Stewart, finally jumped on the Paris Hilton train this week.
The scariest scene at Guy’s karaoke night on Tuesday wasn’t Paris “singing,” it was her make-out session with ballsy Cisco Adler!
A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys!
When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”
ummm yeah, anybody notice the pile of white “stuff” on the table??!!!?!?!!!
Uummm yeah. Jen Jen is right. Pile of white stuff on the table… what could it be, what could it be? It would take more white stuff to find this troll attractive.
Gasp! Has Paris dumped greasy bear for wiser-on-the-get-go Cisco as purchaser, dealer and seller of her wares now? Golly she’s so smart and never does drugs or drinks very much, but I pity this wonky-freak couple when the deal goes bad and she’s in Federal prison and crying with Claustrophobia fits, wanting credit for good behavior and special treatment. Rich or Poor don’t matter to the Feds. Many check in but they don’t check out until the con pays for every day the judge alloted them.. Tee hee hee!
Eeewwww! Yuck.
He’s gotta wear briefs. Boxers won’t hold his… oh, never mind.