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Lindsay’s SCRAM Device Went Off Two Hours Before Her Arrest!

Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM Ankle Bracelet Went Off Two Hours Before Her Arrest

For those of you who were wondering what the hell good was that alcohol-detecting ankle strap Lindsay was wearing prior to her DUI — it looks like it worked, but it needs to come with GPS.

The device did sound — two hours before Lindsay’s arrest — and her lawyer, Blair Berk, was notified. Berk, like the rest of us, knows what happens when alcohol enters Lindsay’s system, so she was desperately, but unsuccessfully, trying to find the starlet in those two hours.

Unfortunately, Lindsay was in custody just two hours later. Once Lindsay consumes alcohol, it doesn’t take long for her to end up in trouble. Linds, that’s why you can’t drink, ever!

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  • but she’s been a lush since she was 16, so there are plenty of times when she was out sloshed and *didn’t* get in trouble. i’m sticking with the theory she hasn’t been sober since she before Herbie got loaded.

  • LL is the only person that could make me feel sorry for a SCRAM Device. I can hear the poor thing squeeling and beeping and then just breaking down and sobbing. Dayum!

  • Blame Daddy for not getting momma help.. And Dina especially; as she was drinking and a drug user before and while pregnant.

  • i personally have a scram device on and i wouldnt even think aBOUT DRINKING WITH IT. she has a problem and we all need to pray for her. alcoholism is a very hard disease and not easy to go through. so dont judge too harshly. pray for her.

  • The device DOES work. I was put on it for a DUI and I have been volunteering to stay on it to keep me sober. She is just a moron and doesn’t care because she thinks that money can buy her way out of her problems.