1) We had the wrong assistant — it wasn’t Jenni Muro, it was Lindsay’s other assistant who she was chasing in her car. We still don’t have a name for this girl.
2) Lindsay faces up to six years in jail for this morning’s antics.
3) Lindsay will not appear on Jay Leno tonight. Instead, Rob Schneider will appear — in drag, pretending to be Lindsey. Cute.