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More photos from the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav — now with more Carrot Top! [popbytes]

Rihanna has actually launched a line of umbrellas. Genius! I have never wanted an umbrella so badly in my life! [Cele|bitchy]

Victoria Beckham already knows that her husband will inevitably sleep with Paris Hilton. [Derek Hail]

More photos of Janice Dickinson in a bikini. [Jordan]