They’re married! That right folks, this weekend Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell just got their matrimony on. Romijn best known for hitting it (and quitting it) with that guy from Full House who had a perm, John Stamos. Oh wait, she also went through six hours of makeup per day when she played a naked and blue colored X-Person in X-Men.
Jerry O’Connell is best known for his work in… wait for it… Crossing Jordan. Or a bit part in Jerry Maguire. Aw, who am I kidding, he’s not known. But he was on the show Charles in Charge for an episode. That counts for something.
However, I bring this up to ask a single question; why doesn’t Romijn bang this guy right here? I mean, theoretically I could at least write a script for her. What’s O’Connell going to do for her? He doesn’t even have a perm.