Brandon Davis Isn’t Dead, You Guys
July 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
We’re getting a lot of search hits for “Brandon Davis dead,” because apparently there are rumors flying around that he died in Miami last night. Tragically, he did not.
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Is it just me, or does Brandon Davis always look like he’s at Death’s Door? I’m just saying…
aw! i was starting a fundrasier to clean up the oil slick left by his remains… i mean… thats not good for the environment.
DAMN!
I guess I had his death wish then.
He just greased up my keyboard
That sucks! He is just a useless waste of space!! We’re so over him!
You know how you usually think, oh no, why would you be happy over someone dying? (like Anna Nicole), but with Brandon Davis, I really wouldn’t give a shit if he died and I’d probably laugh.
With Paris down and out of any way to raise cash without letting people know she is hurting too.. they are frantically running about trying to drum up new rich people to con.. er, aid in the um.. special business services they provided with porn-party-illegal drinks and medications..? Surely not her acting and singing? With his arrogant ego super-anger problem out of control.. and his family trying to keep him from actual prison time and cut him off so his dead-beat and deviant friends can’t hang around without paying for his friendship and freely imbibe the profits of their business.. Yeah the family has probably hired detectives and know what these evil partners have been up to.. I don’t think Paris prevent him from getting caught, or wants him to help her as a bouncer, bodyguard, house-sitter, escort and vendor anymore.
C’est dommage.
ok so brandon has some serious problems so cool let’s make fun of him and hope that his problems kill him! do you people even know him??? Here is to hoping that Brandon sorts himself out and that he eventually finds people around him that are supportive and help him out of the mess he is in. I don’t see what is so funny about drug addiction destroying a person’s life. Give the guy a break!