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Just because I don’t care about Live Earth doesn’t mean you can’t. Here are all the links you need. [Bree]

Actually, I lied. Popbytes has the YouTube videos of all Madonna’s Live Earth performances, and you need that, too. [popbytes]

Jennifer Garner tries her hand at surfing. [Drunken Stepfather]

Megan Fox is gunning for her spot as D.A.R.E.’s next poster child. Do they still have D.A.R.E.? Or is it safe to assume they’ve just given up on preventative education and begun sending third-graders to Promises? [Allie]

Amy Winehouse is on a concert-cancellation bender. I’m guessing there’s also some liquor involved. [Agent Bedhead]

Okay, Eva Longoria is married. This event truly ushers in a new era, a blessed time in which we have no earthly reason to care about Eva Longoria anymore. Got it, people? This is the end of Eva Longoria coverage around here. You want it, go get it somewhere else. [A Socialite’s Life]

Daniel Radcliffe has absolutely no problem banging groupies who only want to sleep with him because he’s famous and not because they genuinely care about the person he is inside. [Cele|bitchy]

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  • Wow. Cons are so retarded, it’s almost sad. If you don’t believe in global warming, you must be one of those Neo-con nazi’s who also want “intelligent design” creationist crap taught in schools, as REAL science. Whats next, kids being taught the sun DOES revolve around the earth, and that leprechauns and unicorns really DO exist? Come on people, it’s not the dark ages anymore. You’re allowed to understand how science really works. Wait… that would actually mean that you Cons might have to actually think for yourselves. Don’t be afraid, give it a try if you can.

  • Jake, you’re preaching to the choir there buddy. You should go blog about that stuff on foxnewschannel dot whatever. K?

  • Yeah, I’m not taking any position on Live Earth other than the position that I don’t care because concerts are boring to me. I adore Princess Diana, but the only reason we covered her concert around here is because Evil T cared enough to write about it (and Kate Middleton was there! Yay!). But I just don’t care about concerts, period.