If I were Britney Spears, by now I’d keep a pile of Non-Disclosure Agreements in my bedside drawer, right next to the condoms. (Condoms? Who am I kidding?) Real-estate investor-slash-drug-counselor John Sundahl, 38, is the latest in a seemingly inexhaustible list of men who are happy to gab to the press about how much fun it is to fuck Britney. Sundahl stands out from the crowd, though, by being the first one to drag bowel surgery into this mess.
“When I was in the hospital [for bowel surgery]” he says, “she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious … I love being around her. She’s a sweet, caring girl and a good mom.”
Continues Sundahl, “When she visited me in the hospital, she even offered to take custody of all the painkillers they were giving me, because she knows I struggle with substance abuse, and she didn’t want me to be surrounded by temptation. She came every day, bright and early, to take those demons off my hands. And all that she asked in return is that I never speak the word ‘bowel’ in her presence.”
Spears and Sundahl reportedly met after she left Promises and sought him out as a drug counselor. You know, for the addiction problem she doesn’t have.
that’s a joke, right? that he offered to “take custody” of the pain meds, that has to be a joke. omg, i’m SO over this girl, seriously! all the fun is out of it. she’s no more interesting to me than the fat girl who was eating her falafel at the kabob grill.
Oh I bet she did offer to take custody of the pain killers. She has lost her mind. If she ever had it. I have never been a fan of hers, she has no talent. And now she can’t even be airbrushed to be good looking.
You should file this quote under the “Things that make you go ‘Whaaaaaat the FUCK did you JUST say?!'” category.
“…she even offered to take custody of all the painkillers they were giving me…”
What should immediately follow that sentence is “And I told her she was out of her fucking mind because that was the stupidest suggestion I have ever heard. I also let her know that the pain killers were the only thing that were helping me get through her humming, singing, gum popping and inane chatter each day.”
Anyhow, talk about the fox guarding the hen house. I would like to know what she did with those pills, it’s illegal to take someone else’s prescribed meds.
Evil Beet, can you get your investigation team on this?
First of all, he was her substance abuse conselor, who had a substance abuse problem himself, turned boyfriend or fuck buddy? Oh, yeah, Britney is without a doubt NOT an addict or alcoholic. Now, let’s look on the fact that she held his medication for him. I’m sure she kept it far away from him, in her body. Then she sung to him? God, this gets worse! Britney humming, singing, whatever the hell she did, is enough to send someone into a coma… Oh, will she ever learn? There really is not a high probability…
Britney needs to apologize to her mother, and get back to rehab with a quickness. I’m just saying…
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