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I Don’t Get the Shia Thing at All

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He’s been deemed the next big thing by everyone in the world. And yet, he is incapable of taking anything even approaching a good photo. And trust me, I didn’t cherry pick the worst ones, they are all like this. He looks like a goober in every single shot.

Weird stuff. This is at some Transformers function, which sort of explains why women are sporting giant helmets and camo. No wait, it still doesn’t explain it. Click on more odd photos if you’d like, but I warned you.

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  • Explaination of Shia;

    Shia is the division of Islam opposed to Sunnis…

    …hope this clears up your question

  • He’s a peach. I have no idea if he can act worth a damn, though. His name sorta sounds like a drag queen’s name, too.

  • Check out “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints”; this movie proves he can act. It is the true story of the author and director, Dito Montiel’s life. Shia plays childhood Montiel, while Robert Downey Jr. plays grown-up Montiel. Hottie hottie Channing Tatum is also in it, as is Rosario Dawson. Good movie.

  • Yes, he is the next big thing because of his “acting skills.” We don’t see much of these anymore, but I’m told that at one time they were important.

  • he’s cute alright was he the one that came out in even stevens, oh the gay little kid ya’ i remember