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Britney Spears Needs Help

Britney Spears Wants Fans to Help Name Her Album

Well, we already knew that.

But now she’s asking for a different kind of help. Apparently Miss Spears once again managed to gain access to her website, BritneySpears.com, and left a little post asking fans to help her name her new album. Here are her suggestions:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
2. What if the Joke is on You
3. Down boy
4. Integrity
5. Dignity

Britney, why don’t you leave poking fun at Lindsay Lohan to the pros, okay? And I assure you the joke is not on me, as I made quite a pretty penny late last year when my website was the #1 Google hit for “Britney Spears crotch shot,” which led interested parties to pictures of your vagina. On the other hand, if one were to do a Google search for “Evil Beet crotch shot,” one is, once again, greeted by photos of your vagina (and Lindsay Lohan’s). So, yeah, what if the joke’s not so much on me?

It’s a damn shame there not a write-in option.

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  • Britney Spears is a bitter b*tch. We know she is not that smart and she is the tackiest, ill-bred, low class, unattractive, BAD MOTHER on earth. But her snotty notes to her “so-called” fans are just unbelievable. Who do you think made her rich. Don’t talk down to your fans you ungrateful hillbilly.

  • My write in choice would have been:

    One of These Days My Kids Will Look Back on This and Hate Me

  • Alright. . .so Brit has lost her mind. . .let’s face it, we saw it coming. . .but still i HAVE to put my opnion in on this. . .if i were to choose a name for her upcoming album it would be plain and simple and to the point: “Jesus, What have i fucking done?” and i bet anyone on her twenty bucks, if she put and album out by that name EVERYONE would buy it. . . . out of morbid curiosity.

  • ok i must admit she is a bit mad but i feel sorry for her ! she used to be a really nice warm hearted person , but when she took drugs her mind became dirty!!! ALL BRITNEY NEEDS IS A BIG HUG FROM HER FAMILY!!!!

  • C’mon people! At least the girls got a sense of humor! Out of all the options to name her album,she should call it “integrity”. “Dignity” is a good name but thats already Hilary Duff’s album name so she sould go with integrity. I really do love her sings. Its just that she shouldnt be named as a role model but anywayz at least she’s not giving up singing!! =]