Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Brandy’s lil’ bro (and Whitney Houston’s current beau) Ray-J is going to produce porn. But the actors are going to be “really nice, really classy,” so it’s totally okay. [Bossip]

I love love love that Juliette Lewis has a band. [Cele|bitchy]

Celine Dion bikini pics!!! I know what you’re thinking: “Ew.” You, my friend, are in for a surprise. [Celebslam]

Jamie Lee Curtis would like to blame Paris, Lindsay and Britney’s moms for their current predicaments. Because, you know, when your 26-year-old ass gets sent to jail for violating your DUI probation, it’s totally your mom’s fault, because why should anyone ever take personal responsibility for their actions and the consequences? [Celebrity Smack]

Oh, this is sad. The Real World: San Diego‘s Frankie has succumbed to cystic fibrosis. RIP, chica. [POTP]

Linda Hamilton still rocks. [popbytes]

Paris Hilton got dropped by her agent. [Warship]

Ryan Phillippe spends some quality time with daughter Ava. [Ninja Dude]

Tom Cruise bought Katie Holmes her own jet. She must have renegotiated her contract recently. [SOW]

Jessica Alba picks a bikini wedgie. Genius. [Allie]